My tweets

• Sat, 13:41: RT @Inkblitzer: Holy fark, this is my new favorite website. I can't even hear the TV in the other room or the ringing in my ear. <3 https:…
• Sat, 13:41: RT @SciencePorn: https://t.co/LUVSmv41uW
• Sat, 13:42: RT @GeorgeTakei: Virgo: Avoid anyone in a yellow hat. And monkeys named George.
• Sat, 20:21: Helicopters circling the neighborhood. Again. SO done with this house. -.-
• Sat, 20:46: RT @LoboLoc0: Well! Look at the thyme! https://t.co/4kYN0bFJI1
• Sat, 20:47: Still being followed by random ponies. Hello, my little ponies! You’re adorable and I love you, but I am not myself a pony. :)
• Sat, 20:48: Between the ponies, the anime characters, the ghostbusters, and the vault hunters, I wonder if more of my followers are fictional than real.
• Sat, 20:49: I am a beacon in the night for fictional characters on Twitter. I WILL HELP YOU BECOME REAL!
• Sat, 20:49: Note: I will not actually help you become real.
• Sat, 20:50: Well… maybe. https://t.co/R4aZ5z30ju

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