- Wed, 12:45: That's... pretty guilty! // RT @YipCoyote: Sometimes I feel so guilty, I might as well be a fox.
- Wed, 13:52: Dear work: I just watched a chipmunk on the back porch eating a nut. I cannot work any longer, for I am ded of cute. #HNNNNNNG
- Wed, 13:56: Our most adorablest neighbor (bottom left) http://t.co/tylk4cBgJk
- Wed, 13:58: She's a squirrel. He's a chipmunk. They fight crime! http://t.co/Gp1ohdMQGF //RT @DiscordLover: When do they battle to the death?
- Wed, 14:21: Oh look! Three different sites use this same piece of code I've been modifying, and the others will break if I make this change. #ITProblems
- Wed, 14:25: *changes code* I'M GONNA WRECK-IT!
- Wed, 14:47: Jinkeys!
- Wed, 14:47: ...or is it jinkies?
- Wed, 14:53: The internet confirms: it's jinkies. And the internet wouldn't lie.
- Wed, 14:59: RT @StayPuft: IMPORTANT REMINDER: Make love, not s'mores.
- Wed, 15:01: Oooooh, new Tweetdeck can resize to two columns again! #AllIsForgiven
- Wed, 15:05: Well, maybe not quite #AllIsForgiven: do you still crash out after about twenty minutes and stop updating, new Tweetdeck?
- Wed, 15:28: You Can't Touch This Gangnam Style Mashup. http://t.co/wbPMYLPsYP But it really needs a video. #Stop #Hammertime
- Wed, 15:43: OBJECTION! I... I want more Phoenix Wright titles for the iPad!
- Wed, 15:48: *brainsplodes* // RT @Joi_the_Artist: @the_gneech Here: http://t.co/tFXjMkRnG9 It shouldn't work, but it DOES.
- Wed, 15:57: RT @jimworrad: My visit to a Furry convention plus thoughts: http://t.co/3MtWH9h913 #confuzzled 2013
- Wed, 16:00: I wish I had the time to pursue making AMV's. I've always wanted to do one of Rainbow Dash to Joan Jett's "Bad Reputation."
- Wed, 16:03: Don't know that one, I'll check it out. // RT @KensterFox: Green Day's "Last of the American Girls" always makes me think of ponies.
- Wed, 16:05: RT @AllenVarney: Products that seem like scams but are actually good (Business Insider): http://t.co/drMWw5ODB8
- Wed, 16:42: Actually, I -was- married a long time ago! So take that, cotton-eyed FREAK!
- Wed, 19:15: Gives new meaning to "Dash board." #DashIsMyCopilot http://t.co/CPeKL7XhHt
- Wed, 21:07: RT @GuyEndoreKaiser: If you honk the second the light turns green, how grateful are you that Hitler prevents you from being the worst perso…
- Wed, 22:27: A fun dumb thing. My new Windows desktop. http://t.co/Pzc6iOHuw9
- Thu, 09:18: "Derecho" sounds like it should be followed up by a Spanish guitar sting. "Derecho! *dun-dadadatdatda, dun-dadadatdatda, DUN, da-dunnnn*"
- Thu, 09:19: Also, we're getting seriously rained on, here.
- Thu, 09:20: Try it yourself! Say "Derecho" and then hit the play button. http://t.co/Vc9wSKikxZ #Derecho
- Thu, 09:25: #Derecho! o/` *da dadadadada, dat, da-da!* o/`
- Thu, 09:26: You could add a bullwhip and a "Hyah!" in there too, if you were so inclined. #Derecho
- Thu, 09:45: Oops, my bad. // RT @gpfjeff: Curse you and your #Derecho music, sir! [Desperately tries to get ANYTHING else stuck in his head]
- Thu, 09:46: Here @gpfjeff, try this. http://t.co/RLvp0WUmFs #MightNotBeBetter
- Thu, 09:51: A Dumb Fun Thing I Did http://t.co/KH0UdVN7jY
- Thu, 10:15: Help desk won't bug you if they think you have a Mac! // RT @hyperyote: wonders if I should install that for work as a form of IT protection
- Thu, 10:46: RT @jonastronic: We went back in time and replaced Charlemagne with Charmin!™ Let's see if history notices.
- Thu, 10:53: It's time to clean house! ...by which I mean, pulling personal files offa this laptop.
- Thu, 11:34: Thank you, vending machine, for a stale bag of Cheetos. #YouHadOneJob