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- Fri, 12:48: RT @wired: This browser works like a Ouija Board. Didn't see that coming http://t.co/XBX81bx1DT
- Fri, 12:53: RT @neiltyson: The good thing about Science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it.
- Fri, 12:55: RT @damiengwalter: I interviewed Harlan Ellison. This is what happened. http://t.co/Wc9hKSwQaV
- Fri, 13:02: RT @Naejje: Venus is so badass that it snows heavy metals http://t.co/J8aAZQu4P2
- Fri, 14:36: RT @harrymccracken: Neediest unsubscribe page ever. http://t.co/jxAzQSu76q
- Fri, 14:49: RT @LavLobster: "Read between the lines in Sen. Feinstein’s carefully-crafted press statement." http://t.co/ErL80eXuf1
- Fri, 14:54: Still adding "aww yeah" to everything. It's still awesome. #AwwYeah
- Fri, 15:20: *caramelldanses* #AwwYeah
- Fri, 15:38: RT @ArakinUK: Coworker, spotting me at the side of the swimming pool: "It looked like you were daydreaming of your future life as a unicorn…
- Fri, 15:38: That retweet from @ArakinUK gets bonus points for its use of "Aww, yeah!" #AwwYeah
- Fri, 15:39: Spoken like a master! #AwwYeah // RT @Inkblitzer: AAWWW YEEAAAAAHHHH!
- Fri, 15:54: Just helped another writer with an idea giving them trouble, which is a particular talent of mine. I am... The (Story) Doctor!
- Fri, 15:56: Plus a fez. // RT @DiscordLover: it needs about 20% more bowties
- Fri, 16:40: Applies to more than comedy. // RT @thelindywest: is it embarrassing if i literally cry (thanks, @pattonoswalt) http://t.co/UfIrAM96ZM
- Fri, 17:00: RT @ConanOBrien: I hope the government wasn’t spying on iPhones, or they’re going to have millions of records of people saying, “Sorry, you…
- Sat, 01:23: RT @balsamicvinager: A New York State Legislator twitter RP.
- Sat, 01:48: If I haven't mentioned lately, I'm super-grateful for all the great people in my life. <3 Gnite all, and have an awesome tomorrow. #AwwYeah
- Sat, 10:58: Breakfast of champions. http://t.co/MBT7p3PlMa
- Sat, 10:59: Protip: two lightly-beaten eggs into a Pyrex glass 1-cup measuring cup, microwave for two minutes. Perfect, fluffy muffin-sized eggs.
- Sat, 11:00: Dude. Ew. // RT @marktspence: But where's the Diet Coke? #incomplete
- Sat, 11:06: http://t.co/CrJnNgKwlI // RT @marktspence: Oh, Mister La-Dee-Da, are we? All "English Breakfast tea with the pinky out" are we? :)
- Sat, 11:20: Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father! http://t.co/F7tRq5jNGm
- Sat, 11:29: RT @philgibson01: The first rule of Palindrome Club is: "Steven, I left an oily lion at feline vets."
- Sat, 11:41: Mac Sold! http://t.co/idUiqR5zT5