the_gneech | My tweets

Wed, 12:15: Me: "Play 'Blame It On the Moon.'" Siri: "Playing 'Blame It On the Boogie.'" Me: "...close enough."
Wed, 12:18: *snerk* /RT @banditloaf: Try telling that to the brave astronauts charged with fulfilling the nation's dream of putting a man on the boogie.
Wed, 12:18: RT @salenstormwing: This seems vaguely familiar: http://t.co/Yl1vbUakAV #Politics #Comics
Wed, 12:20: Don't Go Chasing Shower Stalls! // RT @Skyliting: blame it on the rain. Blame it on the bossa nova.
Wed, 12:20: RT @landley: RT @mattyglesias Glad to see this becoming the conventional wisdom—cult of shareholder value is destroying America: http://t.c…
Wed, 12:23: Also, back from counselor. She tells me @laurierobey is awesome, I should be suspicious of @inkblitzer, & @graveyardgreg doesn't exist.
Wed, 12:25: Maybe it's me who doesn't exist? RT @Inkblitzer: @laurierobey @graveyardgreg I think you've got that mixed up because I'm OBVIOUSLY awesome!
Wed, 12:27: "I think, therefore I am. At least, I think I think." --Maybe Descartes
Wed, 12:30: RT @AvoidComments: "It looks like you're trying to read internet comments. Would you like help to not do that anymore?" -- A truly useful C…
Wed, 12:31: Turns out the song I wanted was "Shame On the Moon." Sorry, Siri!

Wed, 12:32: RT @jonnot: So Jurassic Park 4 is now called Jurassic World..that's a good excuse to wheel out the best end credits comment ever http://t.c…
Wed, 12:36: RT @cabel: Apple's stock plunges ever lower. It's time for them to bite the bullet and consider making games for the Nintendo 3DS
Wed, 12:38: You want to know what's really cool? This is. http://t.co/nK7Ci8GOQs Go forth and shake what your momma gave you.
Wed, 12:46: Is he? Or YOU? /RT @WhatTheFrost: I admit it: I've been humoring you on the whole @graveyardgreg thing. He doesn't exist. He's in your head.
Wed, 12:47: You make a compelling point. // RT @WhatTheFrost: @graveyardgreg if I don't exist then how can I be wearing this hat?
Wed, 12:54: RT @feministallies: Men and Feminism: Kinda Complicated, Sometimes. A short response to @JohnStoltenberg 's @FeministCurrent interview: htt…
Wed, 12:55: Gimme! /RT @tordotcom: Dark spirits are invading the South! Catch the final trailer for LEGEND OF KORRA: BOOK 2 here: http://t.co/1FwDFKUGq5
Wed, 12:57: Then we're in big trouble. // RT @Kyyanno: @WhatTheFrost @graveyardgreg but what if the hat doesn't exist either? O.o
Wed, 13:00: We have only your word for that! // RT @WhatTheFrost: @Kyyanno @graveyardgreg The hat exists. There is no doubt.
Wed, 13:01: RT @packbat: According to @whatifnumbers, almost one percent of the human population of Earth consists of soldiers. That's sobering.

Wed, 13:01: Yeah, I definitely question the source here. // RT @WhatTheFrost: @Kyyanno @graveyardgreg on twitter, my word is law.
Wed, 14:09: Not #TMITuesday, but I feel like mentioning: I freely admit, I have a paranoia about overstaying my welcome, or making a pest of myself.
Wed, 14:09: I never can tell where to draw the line, so I end up sure I must have crossed it already and withdraw.
Wed, 14:10: So if you're ever interacting with me and I suddenly get all squirrelly, that may be why.
Wed, 14:15: RT @WstonesOxfordSt: To find out your author name, simply take your first and last names, write a book, get it published and read the name …
Wed, 14:16: I suspect it's a common affliction, probably a side-effect of being an introvert. // RT @djh85: That's my life :/
Wed, 14:20: LALALA CAN'T HEAR I DON'T EXIST! /RT @exatron: @Inkblitzer @laurierobey @graveyardgreg You figments of my imagination are talkative today.
Wed, 14:38: RT @TheMarySue: Newly Discovered Vincent Van Gogh Painting Totally Has the TARDIS In It http://t.co/Rh01OaaI1l #DoctorWho
Wed, 15:14: Having a house cleaning service in here as we try to keep the house spotless for would-be buyers. Feels... weird.
Wed, 15:32: So if "cosplay" is putting on a costume, would @mlp_Pinkie putting on cardboard wings and a horn be "horseplay"?

Wed, 15:48: RT @onezumi: Welcome to today: http://t.co/qyjaH5xADl
Wed, 16:12: RT @nybooks: A feeling of scarcity can put you in a cognitive tunnel, deplete your self-control, make you impulsive and dumb. http://t.co/w…
Wed, 16:14: The hardest part about musical numbers out of nowhere is coordinating your lyrics!
Wed, 20:12: RT @WTFcooner: “Why is J. Edgar Hoover on your phone?!” “I don’t know! He’s on everybody else’s, why shouldn’t he be on mine?!” #quote
Wed, 20:58: RT @ellenbwright: Not as good as that Shining as a romcom trailer, but here's Monty Python and the Holy Grail as serious period film: http:…
Wed, 22:01: Gnite world! Have an awesome tomorrow. :) I hope to, myself.
Thu, 09:41: RT @museumnerd: Punctuation Saves Lives: Let's eat Grandma. Let's eat, Grandma. (Favorite T-Shirt I'm rockin' these days.)
Thu, 09:42: Hmm. http://t.co/XirnEhsA8z
Thu, 09:44: I love how the cat on the bed is just like "Huh, wonder what that was about." http://t.co/X0JC2HB1sq
Thu, 09:54: The Face McShooty/Ghostbusters mashup you didn't know you always wanted. http://t.co/kGMg0E90Zc #GhostbustersFriday

Thu, 09:56: Heh. It's not Friday. Oops.
Thu, 10:29: Unless _litho_ is on Twitter, I don't know of any! // RT @KensterFox: It's Friday somewhere. Do you have any Australian followers?
Thu, 10:46: RT @WstonesOxfordSt: BOOK FACT: If you took every book in our store and laid them end to end you would be thrown out by security and banned…
Thu, 10:51: Dear Co-Worker: I cannot answer questions for your supervisor. I cannot change your supervisor's answers, either. Stop asking me.
Thu, 10:53: While I'm at it: Dear Person Blocked By Some Other Person: No, I will not ask them why they blocked you, nor tell them to un-block you.
Thu, 10:56: RT @PicardTips: Picard management tip: Complete missions with a dramatic flourish. It's satisfying for the crew.
Thu, 11:00: RT @EmrgencyKittens: Ocelittle http://t.co/AT9cfxJ8Op
Thu, 11:08: Exactly! ...wait, what? O.o // RT @Skyliting: you gave up your reality warping powers for love.
Thu, 11:11: RT @Bronytwin02: Good morning hope you all have a great day ^_^ #Brony http://t.co/8KD58VttiK
Thu, 11:27: RT @jembloomfield: Seen that piece on the Unofficial Goldman Sachs Guide To Being A Man? Here's my response http://t.co/kq0KyUOSWp #femini…

Thu, 11:33: RT @WIRED: If you use the new iPhone's fingerprint sensor, you might be giving up your right to 'take the Fifth' http://t.co/znmLkRCj8N
Thu, 11:34: Do you think those phones won't be taking your fingerprints either way? Not if our current gov't has a say in it. Which they do.

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