the_gneech | My tweets

Tue, 12:45: RT @AvoidComments: Instead of reading the uninspired drivel of a comments section, you could articulate your own opinion by writing an artiâ¦
Tue, 12:47: RT @mcahogarth: My coworker's fortune cookie first made me O_o and then exploded my head. http://t.co/xNZ82U19I4
Tue, 12:51: RT @JosephScrimshaw: Pro-tip: if you want to tweet something mean, just put WARNING: BREAKING BAD SPOILER at the beginning and no one will â¦
Tue, 13:21: Beta Reader Slots Open, Plus Suicide Prevention Walk: http://t.co/DI3kPmvTQF
Tue, 13:22: Beta Reader Slots Open, Plus Suicide Prevention Walk http://t.co/pfnYRNtwKg
Tue, 13:34: RT @Inkblitzer: Once you pop you just can't stop! // RT @EmrgencyKittens Pringle Kitten http://t.co/UhAF0ACtfP
Tue, 13:39: Pony of Paradise, of course! /RT @deniseunicorn: Hmmm.. wonder what type of ponies these are called? :) http://t.co/MiMUjjAMOz
Tue, 14:32: RT @PuffChrissy: I just finished reading "Why Won't Morrissey Smile?" for Band Book Week.
Tue, 14:42: I think it's time for the Mother of All Funk Chords. http://t.co/Hu8ZadR6xQ
Tue, 16:37: This just in: Team Rocket's blasting off again. Film at 11:00.

Tue, 16:49: RT @EpicBirdbrain: Expect to see more and more RT's from here.... so go follow now please! @RobertCMarkey - live tweets from a soldier in Wâ¦
Tue, 16:49: Team Rocket? They had a crash course. // RT @trpeal: I /seriously/ doubt they passed astronaut training.
Tue, 16:51: *maniacal laugh* *maniacal laugh*
Tue, 19:53: I hope Agents of SHIELD is good. :) I'm sure my tweeps will let me know all about it.
Tue, 20:15: RT @EpicBirdbrain: The Avengers went to go team up with Phineas and Ferb instead of getting their own TV show. #SHIELD spoilers!
Tue, 20:15: RT @TheBatman: Let me know when itâs called âAgents of B.A.T.M.A.N.â
Tue, 20:24: Simple ways for big and tall men to look sharp and stylish. http://t.co/Hx1uaekADD
Tue, 20:39: RT @LadyMoonglo: Anyone have a table they need flipped? I'll be glad to do it for you. For a low, low price, even!
Tue, 23:19: I'mma go sleep now. You tweeps be good to each other. Or you'll get SUCH a pinch.
Tue, 23:19: Gnite world, have an awesome tomorrow. :)

Wed, 08:20: Good morning, world. For sufficient values of "good," "morning," and "world."
Wed, 08:22: My keyboard keeps dying; I'm not sure if it's the keyboard or the USB hub it's plugged into. Neither option is good.
Wed, 08:25: It's a German "clicky" keyboard imported at unreasonable expense that was a gift from @LaurieRobey. So, I'd like it to keep working.
Wed, 08:26: I'll try taking it apart and blowing all the accumulated schmutz out when I have a chance.
Wed, 08:27: ...and yes, I really am a big enough nerd that a German clicky keyboard is an awesome gift that I treasure. ¬.¬
Wed, 09:23: Am I the only one who thinks the lead singer from Steam Powered Giraffe would make a great Joker?
Wed, 09:41: Further experimentation has determined that yes, the keyboard is hosed. I will attempt cleaning when I have the time.
Wed, 10:20: RT @InstaTrent: A vegan girl told me that, "If you eat beef, you're basically a velociraptor." In what world is that not totally awesome.
Wed, 10:30: RT @tordotcom: In which Agent Coulson saves the show that saves him. Our impressions of the AGENTS OF SHIELD pilot: http://t.co/EX7pqT5Use
Wed, 10:48: RT @blambot: 1st Look! Blambot's October free font, WRETCHED REMAINS BB! http://t.co/CwYPnYmIwH

Wed, 11:03: RT @aeslin_writ: HAIL! HAIL THE HOLY OBSERVATION OF THE COMING OF THE FALL, WITH ALL THAT IT ENTAILS! #hail
Wed, 11:08: RT @gpfjeff: And that's the last comic from GPF Year 14 into the queue. Next week, I start a new year (15th) and a new year-long massive stâ¦
Wed, 11:12: So instead of a nose job, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon have tattooed-on cutiemarks. #PonyScandal
Wed, 11:14: Princess Celestia doesn't actually raise the sun. She just has an almanac and a flair for putting on a show. #PonyScandal
Wed, 11:15: AppleJack claims rope as a "business expense" on her taxes. #PonyScandal
Wed, 11:17: Scootaloo actually has her cutiemark, she just doesn't want to stop hanging out with her friends and hides it. #PonyScandal
Wed, 11:17: Pipsqueak isn't actually from Trottingham. #PonyScandal
Wed, 11:18: That isn't Princess Luna's real hair. #PonyScandal
Wed, 11:20: Pinkie Pie is on Prozac. #PonyScandal
Wed, 11:21: RT @trpeal: @the_gneech But he IS an actual pirate! #PonyScandal

Wed, 11:25: Sapphire Shores lipsynchs. #PonyScandal
Wed, 11:28: The dragon Twilight hatched was not Spike. #PonyScandal
Wed, 11:28: RT @CrossbowROoF: @the_gneech And Photo Finish uses Photoshop. #PonyScandal
Wed, 11:29: Rainbow Dash only dresses in style when she's home alone. #PonyScandal
Wed, 11:30: Snails REALLY likes pudding. 'nuff said. #PonyScandal
Wed, 11:31: RT @overanalyzation: @the_gneech After being herded into the forest, all of the parasprites were immediately eaten by timberwolves. #PonyScâ¦
Wed, 11:35: Rarity used to believe there really were "fashion police". #PonyScandal
Wed, 11:43: Fancy Pants doesn't actually wear any. #PonyScandal
Wed, 11:50: Cherry Jubilee is older than she looks. #PonyScandal
Wed, 11:55: Flim and Flam aren't really brothers. #PonyScandal