the_gneech | My tweets

Thu, 12:02: "Good thing the dancing girls are on vacation, the crowd's getting ugly." "You think the crowd's ugly, you should see the dancing girls!"
Thu, 12:08: o/` Movin' right along, in search of good times and good news, with good friends you can't lose-- this could become a habit! o/`
Thu, 12:09: Traveling by montage before it was cool.
Thu, 12:10: "Hey there, wanna lift?" "Oh, no thanks, I'm on my way to New York City to try to break into public television!"
Thu, 12:13: "Fozzie, where did you learn to drive?" "I took a correspondence course."
Thu, 12:14: RT @gdfalksen: Photo: I would hang this in my office http://t.co/htn668hD1s
Thu, 12:18: Me + Muppets is not a problem! /RT @SeiferA: I think Gneech has a Muppet problem. My recommended prescription is six Gonzos a day
Thu, 12:18: o/` Fact is there's nothin' out there you can't do! Hey even Santa Claus believes in you! o/`
Thu, 12:19: RT @exatron: @the_gneech "Bear left." "Right, frog."
Thu, 12:20: "I don't know how to thank you guys!" "I don't know WHY to thank you guys!" Kermit the Sass.

Thu, 12:23: "I wanna go to Bombay, India, to become a movie star!" Gonzo, predicting the rise of Bollywood.
Thu, 12:25: "Jack not name! Jack JOB!" *hoists a VW and carries it off*
Thu, 12:28: And suddenly, a love song between a frog and a pig.
Thu, 12:33: "Gonzo! What are you doing???" "About seven knots!"
Thu, 12:38: In comes @SteveMartinToGo, offering to let Kermit smell the bottle cap.
Thu, 12:41: RT @tr1byron: @mangastudio tip: Rotate canvas by holding down Shift & Space bar. Rotate your work & release. It will come back to your curr…
Thu, 12:43: "'s not often you see a guy that green have the blues that bad."
Thu, 12:49: Miss Piggy's kickin' ass and takin' names! Take THAT Mel Brooks! Take THAT extras dressed as hicks!
Thu, 12:50: RT @FakeAPStylebook: The Russian language doesn't use articles. Neither do Russian news outlets. #Sochi2014
Thu, 12:51: "I've seen detergents that leave a better film than this!"

Thu, 12:52: A bear in a woodie singing "America the Beautiful!" Cue the haters.
Thu, 12:58: Waitasec... GONZO gets the soulful second-act ballad? O.o
Thu, 13:02: Electric Mayhem to the rescue!
Thu, 13:05: RT @themikenorton: For those experiencing the lag in MSEX5 clicking this button in preferences>cursor helped me out. http://t.co/TTvpnXZRRk
Thu, 13:12: #ThatMomentWhen Animal was the size of @StayPuft.
Thu, 13:21: o/` Life's like a movie, write your own ending. Keep believing, keep pretending. We've done just what we set out to do! o/`
Thu, 13:23: RT @newshoundscomic: @the_gneech The world is better since Citizen Kane made a bunch of critters rich and famous.
Thu, 13:33: Well, that was definitely the right choice. Page 21 pencilled! On to page 22 and the giant charity auction extravaganza! #AmDrawing
Thu, 13:44: RT @exatron: @the_gneech And here's an alternate mix of the end credits. https://t.co/gpSNDxjMWo
Thu, 14:04: RT @IGN: In case you missed it, we have all the details on Borderlands 2's next DLC: http://t.co/cQZwRxkB2l @GearboxSoftware @2K

Thu, 14:05: RT @magiciansbook: "What is it about shiba inus that makes them violate the selectional restrictions of certain English modifiers?" http://…
Thu, 14:08: RT @mcahogarth: So there you go. I am blundering around in Chekhov's Armory. Lord help me, it's full of guns. >.<
Thu, 14:14: RT @Ruth_A_Buzzi: My first husband went to prison for 10 years for things he didn't do. He didn't wear gloves and he didn't wipe off his…
Thu, 14:14: RT @CinematicTitans: Pick up "Doomsday Machine", "The Wasp Woman" and "Legacy of Blood" at Amazon for $6.99 each! http://t.co/acTJciuoHb
Thu, 14:16: @Ruth_A_Buzzi Well hello there! I'm honored! *^.^*
Thu, 14:29: Okay, I need to make a list. @mlp_Spike! Take a note! ...Spike? Dang it.
Thu, 14:43: For the bats among my friends! http://t.co/mooJkaxsl2
Thu, 15:05: I love this. http://t.co/X2AUIo3XGp
Thu, 15:21: RT @biggustiggus: Ah Ben Franklin… Rule #4 is such amazing advice, especially in the internet age: http://t.co/ZIHyoABtl3
Thu, 15:35: I keep trying to explain to #Buddha, #Dasher, and #InkyGirl that correlation does not imply causality. They insist it must be dinnertime.

Thu, 20:18: RT @NEligahn: Photo: cyrilthewolf: broniesagainstbullshit: (Spread the word and get searching!) #SafeSearchWrapUp is... http://t.co/eJmxOj1…
Thu, 21:21: RT @NEligahn: #TURTH - http://t.co/C9nSBqMoQd Via @Oatmeal #MoreSexyRumpus
Thu, 23:06: Gnite, tweeps. :) Have an awesome tomorrow! Because let's face it, you totally deserve one.
Thu, 23:08: Oh, wait! One thing I forgot. You gotta love @StephenAtHome coming out of Kissinger's closet. That's just epic. http://t.co/f20BTtzx1C
Fri, 09:26: Duck rainbow. http://t.co/tDSNA6CWf0
Fri, 10:42: RT @ICV2: WizKids Creating 'D&D' Miniatures - Dungeons and Dragons minis due out this summer. http://t.co/Z3aqE6nkZ3

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