Important Announcement

[the_gneech]

In order to maximize diversity in the workplace, I am now officially Australian.

"Me and Bruce met a couple o' bloody jackaroos out at the billabong; 'struth, if it were rainin' palaces, I'd get hit by the dunny door!"

Thank you, and have a g'day!

-The Gneech

Comments

[shockwave77598.livejournal.com]

Sorry sir, but we seem to have erred on your paperwork. You've been reclassified not as an Australian, but as a New Zealander. That's right, you are now a Kiwi. Why? I'm not sure - the computer made the decision for some reason. Kiwi's are more endangered and rare than Aussies, I suppose.

Now, stop sticking seafood onto Barbie dolls. I don't think that's what it means anyway...

[shockwave77598.livejournal.com]

"Putting some shrimp on the barbie" is what American Media shows Australians routinely saying.

[dewhitton.livejournal.com]

The media also shows us all drinking Fosters.

IT LIES!

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Well I don't care WHAT the P.M. says, I'm not jumpin' off that bloody bridge! -TG