- Sun, 14:12: Twitter smells delicious today.
- Sun, 14:13: It’s also less fattening than Facebook.
- Sun, 15:24: RT @Omundson: "@AceDZ12 Girlfriend and I finished #Psych a few weeks ago. Tell me it gets easier." I wish I could, Joshua, I wish I could.…
- Sun, 15:25: Food is frustrating me today. This needs to stop.
- Sun, 17:02: California Dreamin' http://t.co/aM9C5nfeYh
- Sun, 20:50: RT @MainLineDouche: Kinda fucked up that all the Miss Universe semifinalists are from earth
- Sun, 21:02: RT @RekinMatryoshka: http://t.co/IFRXv4UFsw
- Sun, 21:05: RT @GalavantABC: Tweet with the king! @Omundson hard at work answering your questions. #KingsBeard #Galavant http://t.co/cYT9Yl580B
- Sun, 22:01: Good night world, and have an awesome tomorrow. :) Hug a friend for me!
- Sun, 22:01: …I almost typed “huge a friend for me.” I’m not sure how that would work, but do that too, if you can.
- Mon, 00:03: The Renovation Project of Cangrejo Diablo!: Suburban Jungle http://t.co/V4xbRO3Djx
- Mon, 08:57: @scalzi I realize it’s a little late, but I just wanted to say, I’m sad for your loss. I love my cats dearly and know it must be rough.
- Mon, 09:16: Gee, look! It’s gray and ucky again today. What a surprise. At least there’s actually some snow falling from the sky.
- Mon, 09:18: Think I’m gonna unplug and try to crank out some real work this morning to improve my morale. See you ‘round the internet, tweeps!
- Mon, 11:52: Page done! Lunch break.