the_gneech | In Which a CHALLENGE is Issued!

Twitter is a silly place.

the_gneech: I CHALLENGE @Inkblitzer! AND @graveyardgreg!

graveyardgreg: To what?!

the_gneech: A CHALLENGE MOST CHALLENGING!

graveyardgreg: I assume it's not a "name the most synonyms" contest.

graveyardgreg: I WILL NOT BALK AT THIS, NOR ANY CHALLENGE, FOR I AM NOT A BALKER!

the_gneech: I challenge you to a balking contest.

graveyardgreg: Well played. FINE THEN, I'LL OUT-BALK YOU, someday soon.

the_gneech: BRING IT ON, once I’ve had time to properly equip myself.

graveyardgreg: I AM READY TO DEFEAT YOU, eventually. After lunch.

the_gneech: YOU WILL FACE CERTAIN DEFEAT later.

graveyardgreg: I WILL USE ALL MY RESOURCES TO WIN, tomorrow.

the_gneech: I WILL CRUSH YOU, SEE YOU DRIVEN BEFORE ME, AND HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF YOUR FANS! But first, I need a nap.

graveyardgreg: WHEN YOU NAP YOU WILL LOSE, and then I might get my vengeance eventually.

the_gneech: MINE WILL BE A MIGHTY VICTORY when I get around to it!

graveyardgreg: I WILL SEE YOU ON THE THRONE OF DEFEAT when I can find my glasses.

the_gneech: I WOULD BALK SOME MORE BUT… meh.

(sometime later...)

the_gneech: I think @Inkblitzer won the balking challenge by not responding to @graveyardgreg or I at all. Being asleep gave him an unfair advantage.

@Inkblitzer: Yesssss! I knew my tendency to sleep in would be to my advantage some day!

the_gneech: Well not-played, sir. Well not-played.

@Inkblitzer: The only way to win is to snore through it all.