My tweets

[the_gneech]

• Thu, 14:31: What did his day-in day-out co-worker say when @invisiblewolf walked into the room? “There’s someone you don’t see every day.” #badumptish
• Thu, 15:34: https://t.co/skDfQq6cUP
• Thu, 16:41: Bleh. The whole damn world is falling apart.
• Thu, 19:31: Well it’s been the longest 24 hours I’ve been through in a long time, but as far as we can tell, everything is set to go, finally.
• Thu, 19:31: No actual documents are signed, so there’s always a chance some stupid thing could make it all blow up. But assuming it doesn’t!
• Thu, 19:31: We might be moving on Saturday.
• Thu, 19:35: I would like to thank all my friends, my real estate agent, the buyers, and God.
• Thu, 19:37: RT @SarcasticRover: Just heard about 'Cards Against Humanity' and now I'm glad to know that me and cards have something in common.
• Thu, 19:41: Tomorrow, we pack like motherhuggers.
• Thu, 20:56: Aaaaand the universe gets one last swift kick in. Think I’m gonna curl up in a ball and weep now. But at least we’re (hopefully) done.

• Thu, 20:56: But I have now seen the end of my rope. It’s not something I like.
• Thu, 20:57: There are people who do this kind of wheeler-dealing for fun. I can only imagine they must be sick in the head.
• Fri, 08:36: “I blame myself.” “Me too.” #GhostbustersFriday
• Fri, 08:51: RT @bearsyr: A steel golem who sings country songs. Rebar McIntyre
• Fri, 11:48: RT @TheTweetOfGod: My son died for your sins and I'll never forgive you for that.
• Fri, 11:53: Final paperwork is in and approved. New home lease signing is this afternoon, house closing is Tuesday, and we are moving tomorrow.
• Fri, 11:53: Our long national nightmare is almost over. O.o
• Fri, 11:58: Typical. //MT @overanalyzation: Too bad about the giant radioactive volcano meteor just discovered hurtling toward your hemisphere.