My tweets

[the_gneech]

• Fri, 12:46: RT @skele_tan: please make exactly the thing you want to make. especially if you're queer, or a woman, etc. if you think it's weird, all th…
• Fri, 12:52: RT @wondermarkfeed: "It's pretty serious. Your dongle's totally rebooted." // #1117; The Computer Mechanic http://t.co/1jpxoCbogV http://t.…
• Fri, 12:59: RT @djolder: Science Fiction's White Boys' Club Strikes Back http://t.co/Jj1vwBfpBE from @heerjeet, a thorough contextualization of Hugo fu…
• Fri, 13:10: RT @GeorgeTakei: Sagittarius: You are very philosophical--or is it philosophy that’s very you?
• Fri, 13:12: “Treville is a Jerk, Part One” I am the best at writing chapter names!
• Fri, 13:26: Dear Banana: You were entirely inadequate and now I’m still hungry. Think about this when your annual review comes up.
• Fri, 13:27: “Dear Gneech: Eat me. Sincerely, The Banana"
• Fri, 13:33: RT @dethgrimm: @the_gneech My client, the aforementioned "Mr. Banana," states he was not "ripe" enough & you should have combined him with …
• Fri, 13:33: Seems legit.
• Fri, 13:38: “Terville is a Jerk 2: Time For a Pretzel Up the Nose.” My titles just keep getting better!

• Fri, 13:53: Is it just me, or does the speeder-bike in the Star Wars trailers look like a fudgesicle turned on its side?
• Fri, 13:54: Hmm. Apparently it’s not just me! http://t.co/ifWYgECNAl
• Fri, 14:58: I keep having the opening sequence from L.A. Story go through my head. o/` La Mer… qu’on voit danser… o/`
• Fri, 14:59: Such a more beautiful song than “Beyond the Sea."
• Fri, 15:10: Yes! The two-stick model specifically. //RT @TheKinkyTurtle: Here's an image I made when the first trailer came out: http://t.co/PKgs61vyfH
• Fri, 15:11: Behold how La Mer is better than “Beyond the Sea”:
• Fri, 15:12: “The sea… we see it dance on the shores of clear harbors. It shimmers with silver, the sea, changing, shimmers under the rain."
• Fri, 15:12: “The sea, with the summer sky, blends her white horses with angels so pure! The infinite azure shepherdess… the sea!"
• Fri, 15:14: "The sea! By its pools see those great wet reeds, see those white birds and rusty houses…"
• Fri, 15:14: “The sea has cradled them along the shores of clear bays, and with a love song, the sea has swayed my heart for life."

• Fri, 15:15: I mean. Dude. From that Bobby Darin got “Never again, I’ll go sailin’”? Ugh.
• Fri, 15:27: RT @Starhound: The great thing about @SeiferA. "I HAVE A SILLY PLAN!" "I Seifer shall go with this to have fun" "ADVENTUUUURE!"
• Fri, 15:43: Fictionlet: http://t.co/v4toWecsjI
• Fri, 15:43: Fictionlet http://t.co/Me6Iqcuube
• Fri, 16:12: RT @ShitEdgeySays: The prosecution is... Hmph.
• Fri, 16:48: RT @ChefSandy: I think we can all agree that social media is a blessing and a hideous unwaking nightmare at the same time.
• Fri, 16:49: Time to actually cook the first meal in the new place. Let’s hope the stove works!
• Fri, 19:32: RT @SciencePorn: Sometimes, evolution clearly sucks. http://t.co/53xWmNqFxO
• Fri, 19:44: Where mah ponehs at?
• Fri, 19:52: RT @GeorgeTakei: These guys really know how to add fuel to the fire. https://t.co/vdLNp5Xke5

• Sat, 00:12: I keep remember the mane six playing CAH. That was a fun scene. :)
• Sat, 08:43: As a very low-level music nerd, today’s Homestar Runner makes me ridiculously happy. http://t.co/4dgF3zbmwt
• Sat, 08:45: In other news, six hundred and thirty-four corgis on a beach. You’re welcome. http://t.co/9k9Y0TptBX Is that @ZiaMcCorgi555 in the back?
• Sat, 09:01: I gotta admit, BB-8 is pretty impressive. http://t.co/58gvJm7S9E
• Sat, 09:13: Speaking of ponies, here’s @mlp_Twilight for Savage Worlds. http://t.co/U2W9p0t6uQ
• Sat, 09:18: RT @fechtbuch: Dice shaming. http://t.co/0ZBBCPuvDr