- Wed, 00:17: RT @Inkblitzer: *attacks @the_gneech!* RT @EmrgencyKittens: wiggle wiggle wiggle ATTACK http://t.co/ClPnVGmIYB
- Wed, 00:49: Sorry I wasn't around today, world, I was being held prisoner by http://t.co/liUez6A8Ol.
- Wed, 00:51: But it was time well spent and I'm feeling weirdly happy about things. I shall now go to bed in the hopes this will stay with me. <3
- Wed, 00:52: Good night world, and have an awesome tomorrow. I love ya. :)
- Wed, 07:37: My friend LionKingCMSL is trying to get his car out of jail due to much-longer-than-anticipated unemployment. http://t.co/A7M2yffOq1
- Wed, 07:55: Lion cub yoga. http://t.co/pvvGXqIvJF
- Wed, 08:18: *attacks @Inkblitzer in retaliation for yesterday’s kitten strike!* http://t.co/LhCXoNwLS8
- Wed, 08:42: Kenneth Branagh directing a Ridley Scott production of Murder On the Orient Express. Well then.
- Wed, 08:50: RT @BadAtNetworking: Hahaha, you guys hear that LastPass got hacked? I told my coworkers not to trust it! My drawer full of stickies is sti…
- Wed, 09:41: @mlp_GummyGator Um… braaak?
- Wed, 09:47: RT @saladinahmed: So @femfreq RTed me 10 DAYS AGO and I'm STILL getting sexist/racist shit from losers who hate-follow her. Much respect fo…
- Wed, 09:51: So, I think the important question here, is “What the hell is this?” http://t.co/BkLwZrHiyI
- Wed, 10:09: RT @CWF_Report: Tropical Depression William, you come back here this instant!
- Wed, 10:42: “Men’s Health” and “Cosmopolitan” are suspiciously similar once you remove the pictures. https://t.co/8NIw9X1aLT
- Wed, 11:06: RT @GeorgeTakei: A new study shows that watching cat videos gives you energy. Said mastermind cats, "Our plan to harvest humans has begun!"