the_gneech | This Is a Song About Eatin' Food

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I would climb the deepest river
swim the highest mountain
I'd wash my feet in lemonade
if that will do the trick

I would dip my pig in butter,
and ride him 'round the playground
If I thought it'd make you love me
I'd put soup on a stick
Soup on a stick!

I knew a girl named Zoe
who lived in Chicago-ey
She moved to Buffalo-ey
where it's snowy
But that's another sto-ey, a-haaugh!

Zoey had a sister
and I could not resist her
I tried one time to kiss her
but I missed her
And that's how I met Zoe, aaaaaaugh!

(Here's a part about cuttin' muffins!)

And I'd climb the deepest river
swim the highest mountain
I'd even clean my room if I thought
that would do the trick

I'd trade underwear with Zorak
or give up eating donuts
If I thought it'd make you love me
I'd put soup on a stick
Something on a ... stick?
Soup on a stick!
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Where's my pineapple? I'm goin' to my room!