the_gneech: (me barbarian)
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Arr, the water ain't fit to drink, so the Cap'n says ter boil it afore ye use it. Lookout says there be trees down all over and Alexandria be flooded ... why it be that [livejournal.com profile] hantamouse and we be lucky enough to still have power when the news say it be out all over, only Davy Jones could tell ye.

Shiver me timbers! All those people who were disappointed in the storm, 'twas like askin' for the devil at prayers! Arr, ye lubbers! If ye like bein' without water and power so much, ye can bloody well cancel yer utility accounts! But don't wish it on the rest of us! Scurvy dogs!

-The Gneech

Yarrrrrr!

Date: 2003-09-19 07:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pholph.livejournal.com
Avast! I have made it to my secret pirate cave... well, my cubicle at work. All is well down south of ye.

Avast again!

I do think the water warning is so that all the people who stocked up on water booty don't sue the media for hyping them into a frenzy and leaving them with gallons of unneeded water!

Arrrrrrr!

Date: 2003-09-19 07:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laurie-robey.livejournal.com
translation from talklikeapirate.com:

I agree!

Avast! Given the point o' landfall betwixt Moorehead City and Capt Hatteras, twas like Blackbead's Ghost hisself comin' back ta haunt us all!

But why's the rum gone!

Date: 2003-09-19 07:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laurie-robey.livejournal.com
Arrr! The spellin' errors 'r makin' it clear that in lieu of water, I've been hittin' the rum!

Re: But why's the rum gone!

Date: 2003-09-19 09:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mammallamadevil.livejournal.com
ah, me fair friend, I keep provisions for such times...(tossing a bottle of 151 your way)....(grin)...MLD

Date: 2003-09-19 09:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rigelkitty.livejournal.com
Arr! Funny, you tweren't saying not to wish it on ye until after ye got it on your arrrrse. I still have power and water and I'm still unimpressed.

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