My Brain Is At It Again

[the_gneech]

It's a
Baggins, Baggins,
Baggins, Baggins,
Baggins, Baggins,
Baggins, Baggins,
Mount Doom, Mount Doom!

Baggins, Baggins,
Baggins, Baggins,
Baggins, Baggins,
Baggins, Baggins,
Baggins, Baggins,
Baggins, Baggins,
Mount Doom, Mount Doom!

Aaah! Wraith! Aaah! Wraith! Aaah!
It's a wraaaaith!

It's a
Baggins, Baggins,
Baggins, Baggins,
Baggins, Baggins,
Baggins, Baggins,
Baggins, Baggins,
Mount Doom, Mount Doom!

Baggins, Baggins,
Baggins, Baggins,
Baggins, Baggins,
Baggins, Baggins-- *close window*

-The Gneech! Aaah! Gneech! Aaah! It's The Gneeeeech

Edit: Changed "Gandalf, Gandalf!" to "Mount Doom, Mount Doom!" It works better.

Comments

[vlad-badger.livejournal.com]

*giggles* thats the best!!!

[vakkotaur.livejournal.com]

*FWAP!*

[truebluespark.livejournal.com]

You are a bloody brilliant man.

In the immortal words of Zaphod Beeblebrox:

[agtiger.livejournal.com]

Put your analyst on danger-money honey, now.

[richardf8]

I've been wondering for a long time -- is the "G" in "Gneech" voiced or silent? I need to know to sing the song right.

[praeriedog.livejournal.com]

      You pronounce it without the G, like you pronounce knife without the K. Neech. It came from, if I recall correctly, the Alan Dean Foster "Spellsinger" books. It was when he was down in Richmond at college, at VCU, and he'd gotten rid of his last nickname and needed another. He was in Richmond most of the time, and we only got to see him on rare weekends, and if you blinked he was gone again. So, Hantamouse I think it was (who at the time was going by "Mongo"), came up with the gneeches from, I think, the Spellsinger books, which you could only see out of the corner of your eye, and when you looked at them, they weren't there. So we started calling him Gneech, and he lengthened it to "The All-Knowing Gneech", and eventually it just became The Gneech.

[torakiyoshi.livejournal.com]

Aha! History!

¡Mega gracias!

-=TK

[praeriedog.livejournal.com]

      De nada. :)

      There's actually quite a bit of history that could be told, but Gneech (who's been taking kung fu classes) would probably prefer to keep that well in the past, so (since he's been taking kung fu classes) I'll leave it there. :)

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Well if you're going to be telling stories about me, at least get them right, Multi-Man. I had the name Gneech all through my senior year at FCHS, well before I went to college.

And I don't need Kung Fu to defeat you, just a plate of incredibly hot nachos. ;P

-The Gneech

[praeriedog.livejournal.com]

      So where'd the name come from then? I remember Mongo coming up with it because you were never around anymore. But if it was senior year, you were still around plenty. Are you sure senior year wasn't when you got that Mr. Q Kormath shirt with the mushroom cloud on the back and I got my tuxedo one?

[torakiyoshi.livejournal.com]

MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!

-=TK

[praeriedog.livejournal.com]

      And, hey, I got you with those nachos! You just wouldn't let me have my victory, you you-you, you! You're just lucky Mongo had made that big jug of kool-aid beforehand.

[torakiyoshi.livejournal.com]

My dear prarie dog, are you suggesting that The ever-loving, blue eyed, and benevolent lion known as The Gneech, creator of such sweet things as Wenslydale T. Mouse, Comfort T. Tiger, and Mopsy, could possibly be violent?!

-=TK

[praeriedog.livejournal.com]

      Oh, he's a great guy, but, you know, sometimes you never know. After all, I remember him once saying to me "If you do, when my bones knit you're a dead man." Of course, we were running full speed down one of the hallways after school and as we neared that huge mirror that took up all of the end of that hallway just at the turn, I asked "Can I trip you now?" So, it may just have been me, but I figure, better safe than sorry when the other guy's been taking kung fu classes and you haven't. :)

[torakiyoshi.livejournal.com]

Hee!

-=TK

[wabbitcalif.livejournal.com]

That spreads like a virus, you know....


.... I guess that a mind loop can be considered a virus of sorts!

Very funny, btw. I like it.


*grins* My bench mark for instant mind-looping songs has always been the theme to the "It's a Small World" ride at Disneyland. For the first time in the history of the world (part two), this song has now been replaced.

Damn it - now I've got it running through my head! Hey, it's not so bad this way with the new lyrics - THANKS!

[dslartoo.livejournal.com]

You are a very sick man. I like that in a friend. :)

Great reworking. Now can you make the Flash movie with the appropriately drawn new graphics? :)

cheers,
Phil

[makovette.livejournal.com]

YES! Wheee! I wish I knew Flash, that would rock :-D

Some pleeeease do this... [/begging]

CYa!
Mako

[vlad-badger.livejournal.com]

Yes! please! *makes big Mookie eyes* PLEASE!

[carlfox.livejournal.com]

Has a nice Ring to it, at least. :D

[momentrabbit.livejournal.com]

I don't mind hearing it in my head, not even when I'd finally banished the original one.

But now the voices in my head are singing in Smeagol's voice.

(pause for effect)

AIIIEIIEEEGHGHGHHH!!!

[doodlesthegreat.livejournal.com]

For this atrocity, you will one day spend a year in Purgatory, forced to listen to Pat Boone's rendition of "Enter Sandman."

Just an FYI.

[mattstp.livejournal.com]

It took me long enough to get the BADGER lyrics out of my mind, and these are just plain catchy...