Things Not To Do During "Return of the King"

[the_gneech]

Snagged from softpaw...

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"



2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."



3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."



4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.



5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.



6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."



7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"



8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.



9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.



10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"



11. In The Two Towers, when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"



12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.



13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"



14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.



15. Start an Orc sing-a-long.



16. Come to the premiere dressed as Dr. Frank-N-Furter and wander around looking terribly confused.



17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"



18. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.



19. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.



20. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.



21. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!"

-The Gneech

Comments

[tygermoonfoxx.livejournal.com]

ROFL Oooh, these are just horrible....but unfortunately some of them are plausible if you go to a movie with me. Sometimes Rhan'lav and Simtra get rather peeved because I come up with flip comments like those.

You, sir, are evil.

[momentrabbit.livejournal.com]

As for #8,


Well, I wasn't planning to. Until now.

Re: You, sir, are evil.

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Remember, the title of the post is "things NOT to do!"

-The Gneech

[willowanderer.livejournal.com]

*Laughs hystericaly* Run forest run!*laughs more*

[trejaan.livejournal.com]

Start an Orc sing-a-long.

And a one and a two...

Where there's a whip, (Ca-RACK) there's a way!
Where there's a whip, (Ca-RACK) there's a way!
I don't wanna go to war today
but the lord of the lash says, "Nay! Nay! Nay!"
We're gonna march all day, all day, all day!
'Cuz where there's a whip there's a way!

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

With two trachea, no less! How weird is THAT?

-The Gneech

[scixual.livejournal.com]

Really? I bet they have Tuvan throat-singing BEAT.

Who wants to sing??

[aatheus.livejournal.com]

(Orc 1) More work??
(Orc 2) Leave me alone!
(Orc 3) I don't wanna do dis!
(Orc 1) Job's done!

--Aatheus
Warcraft player ^)^

[pandaguy.livejournal.com]

Damn you are evil.. When are you gonna go see it? I wanna be there to take notes..

[koogrr.livejournal.com]

Oh, poor Charlotte...

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

"Oh! It's Mr. Beebe!"

-The Gneech, looking out at the view

[m0nkeygrl.livejournal.com]

THAT made my day. :D

Helms Deep Monty Python style

[electronin.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a real drag.

[jamesbarrett.livejournal.com]

ya big goofball -Frisk *by the way, i liked this*

[scixual.livejournal.com]

V. funny stuff. I cackled out loud on more than one.

I am alone in my room. Must be crazy.

[foxhack.livejournal.com]

The Mr. Anderson one is priceless... a friend of mine gets annoyed whenever I called the actor "Elf FBI Agent" when we went to see Matrix Revolutions... haha...

By the way, I can't figure out why your nick seems so familiar... sorry, I just followed a link here from chipuni's LJ. I'll go away now.

Would you like to sleep with me, Mr. Anderson?

[hitomippsw.livejournal.com]

A freind of mine pointed out that Hugo Weaving starred in a gay porn movie a few years ago. She refers to him as "Elrond the Fairy."

Re: Would you like to sleep with me, Mr. Anderson?

[foxhack.livejournal.com]

It wasn't a gay porn film. It was Priscilla: Queen of the Desert. A fairly good movie.

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Maybe you've read my comic strip (http://www.suburbanjungle.com)?

-The Gneech

[foxhack.livejournal.com]

Hah, yeah, I saw it over a year ago, when I first "got" into furry. Well... heh. I haven't really read up on it since then, so I guess I should go read up on it, no? ;)

[karou-windstalk.livejournal.com]

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!

A million times Thank you!!!

You just made my day! ^oo^

[ex-prima237.livejournal.com]

I hate Harry Potter...and thus have subverted my kids too, they like
Artemis Fowl...so that first one sent me into a choking laughing fit that
I won't recover from soon. ^_^ Thanks!

[strredwolf.livejournal.com]

22. Show up in Elvis costume waiting for his arrival.

You ain't nothing but a Hobbit, hiding all the time....

[karou-windstalk.livejournal.com]

*Cackles*
ooooh, I needed that!!!

[zan-necronos.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahahahahahaha

[sdelaforge.livejournal.com]

[snicker] I wouldn't mind doing #6 myself ;)

da Shado!

More Things Not to Do at the LOTR-ROTK movie

[hitomippsw.livejournal.com]

24. When Eowyn kills the Witch King, yell out, "There can be only one!"

Re: More Things Not to Do at the LOTR-ROTK movie

[karou-windstalk.livejournal.com]

Thanks Hitomi .. I needed that too.

[murrrmaiyd.livejournal.com]

*snort* I love these! :)

Mur