:P~~~

[the_gneech]

So I spent the night tossing and turning; I had multiple bad dreams that woke me up. The only one I can remember any of now, I had this pair of adorable little pet critters, that looked pretty much like foxes, but were the size of chipmunks. They were a pair of siblings, the sweetest little varmints you could imagine.

And they died. :-` I was delayed at work or some such and couldn't get home to feed them in time, so they starved.

And then somehow I got them again ... and they died again, this time crushed in a box that some #*&@!! put a heavier box on top of.

And then somehow I got them again ... and they died again, drowned in a big glass of milk. At this point, I just stared at the poor dead things and said to the universe, "Oh, come on!" Then I woke up.

So I wasn't exactly cheerful when I woke up. :P Fortunately, a grande skim no-whip white mocha and a MP3 jukebox full of bouncy tunes has come to the rescue.

Mmm, grande skim no-whip white mocha and bouncy tunes...

Okay, I can cope now. :)

-The Gneech

Comments

[huskyteer.livejournal.com]

Awwwwrrr. Strange as it may seem, I've had dreams like that - usually about gerbils.

[bauske.livejournal.com]

"And then somehow I got them again"

I know it may sound cruel, but I couldn't stop myself from laughing each time you said that.

Re:

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

My cute little chipfoxmunks hate you now. ;P

-TG

[kelloggs2066.livejournal.com]

Hooray for foxmunks and bouncy tunes!

DEAD FOX CRITTERS!!!

[camstone.livejournal.com]

How can you even think about grande skim no-whip white mochas when cute little fox things have been dying in your dreams?!!! Have you no shame?! I have no idea what's gotten into you lately!

It should be venti skim no-whip white mocha!

Sheesh... gotta watch these guys every minite... Oh, and get me a venti skim hazelnut no-foam latte while you're at it... I'm morning after all.

Re: DEAD FOX CRITTERS!!!

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

You do know that there's no more coffee in a venti than there is in a grande, right? Just more milk.

-TG

Re: DEAD FOX CRITTERS!!!

[camstone.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I'm only allowed so much caffine... so unless I do a "half caf quad venti hazelnut skim no foam extra hot latte... (reaching an amazing 11 word count for ordering a large coffee!) what's the point?!

And all d'em fox critters would have still died in vein!

Oh, the humanity! The Humanity, I tell you!

Re: DEAD FOX CRITTERS!!!

[jamesbarrett.livejournal.com]

Here Camstone. This might help your mourning. I had pleasant dreams. In mine, Cindy, for some unknown reason, decided to bring her little bundle of white doggie joy into the restaurant so we could meet. We got along very well. :) Don't know why the two of them were there otherwise, but I enjoyed the visit. -Frisk

So that's why...

[mooivos.livejournal.com]

Floofie has been very talkative this morning, so she must know that someone's been dreaming of her! You've made Floofie's day, Frisk! Now, we'll just have to figure out when to do a proper introduction. I actually have a friend that lives around the corner from you, literally, and Floofie and her dogs are playmates and overdue for a get together. We should try to coordinate something in the near future!

Re: So that's why...

[camstone.livejournal.com]

Or, we could just host a D&D session over at our place some night. =)

Re: DEAD FOX CRITTERS!!!

[torakiyoshi.livejournal.com]

Sheesh, two of you?!?!? It should be a venti WHOLE white mocha with extra whipped cream!

Now if only I could find a bean seller that actually managed to get ALL the Caffine out of their coffeebeans... le sigh. :-S

-=TK

[tygermoonfoxx.livejournal.com]

Oh, I feel for you! I hate recursive dreams; it's like you subconscience keeps expecting you to do something to change the outcome but you have no clue what it is.

Here....*Floofles* have one on me :)

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[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Thanks. :) I think the third time, the dream started to get lucid, which is why I was yelling at the universe to knock off killing the poor little critters. For all I know, that may have been all that was needed to deal with the issue!

-The Gneech

Yikes!

[tchall.livejournal.com]

(squeak eeps and makes a beeline for the Watering Hole in the Wall)

Hey, Wensley, I'd like a short beer, please

(squeak yips as he's immediately tossed *out* of the Watering Hole in the Wall by Ramses)

Re: Yikes!

[joeygatorman.livejournal.com]

(Gatorman pops out of the dumpster and sees T’Chall lie on the ground. The sign on the dumpster says, “DO NOT DUMP FOXES HERE!”

*sigh* Foxes always have the hardest landings here... Thank you, cushion of garbage! *kisses dumpster*

-Gatorman

Re: Yikes!

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Y'know, I'm almost positive that kissing dumpsters can't be healthy...

-TG

Re: Yikes!

[joeygatorman.livejournal.com]

Now he tells me! (blecch!)

-Gatorman

[torakiyoshi.livejournal.com]

Skim? SKIM?!? You might as well use water! Icky no-lipid, empty-of-all-flavor-and-nutrition milk by-product!

*Hugs* Hope your day got better. I actually had pleasant dreams, and compared to my usual fare, they were quite... normal!

-=TK

[c-eagle.livejournal.com]

*eeeeps to the dreams* :|