A&E Helps Develop Your Bantering Skills
Aug. 28th, 2004 09:36 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
the_gneechDream:
I've been kidnapped, for reasons not entirely clear, by a nebbishy little guy who runs a store that specializes in exotic beverages from all over the world. Nebbishy little guy is certainly no threat to me physically, but he does have a revolver that he isn't exactly comfortable with and his twitchy nature is a concern. He's obviously not used to being a criminal mastermind, and says to me, "Look, I'm sorry about this, but circumstances have forced me; I'm desperate."
"I don't mind being kidnapped," I reply, "but I resent being kidnapped by a man who imports water."
At this juncture I wake up and realize, "D'Oh. I was channelling Archie Goodwin!"
Hey, there are worse guys to channel, I suppose.
-The Gneech <-- is in a pickle, see?
I've been kidnapped, for reasons not entirely clear, by a nebbishy little guy who runs a store that specializes in exotic beverages from all over the world. Nebbishy little guy is certainly no threat to me physically, but he does have a revolver that he isn't exactly comfortable with and his twitchy nature is a concern. He's obviously not used to being a criminal mastermind, and says to me, "Look, I'm sorry about this, but circumstances have forced me; I'm desperate."
"I don't mind being kidnapped," I reply, "but I resent being kidnapped by a man who imports water."
At this juncture I wake up and realize, "D'Oh. I was channelling Archie Goodwin!"
Hey, there are worse guys to channel, I suppose.
-The Gneech <-- is in a pickle, see?
