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[the_gneech]

Greg awoke from a dream that his ears were on fire, only to discover that something warm and furry was in fact wrapped around the top of his head, creating an effect much like earmuffs.

He blinked. "Ozymandias?" he said. "Is that you?"

"Meow," said Ozymandias.

"Why are you wrapped around my head like a pair of earmuffs?"

"Meow," Ozymandias repeated.

"Right, well, at least there's a good explanation. While I'm flattered by your apparent pro-'me' bias, I really must remember to tell Brigid to warn me when you're coming over next time."

Ozymandias flicked his tail across Greg's face, in an apparent effort to make him shut up and go back to sleep. Greg weighed his options, and finally decided the cat had the right idea.

-The Gneech

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Comments

[laurie-robey.livejournal.com]

D'awwwww!

[exatron.livejournal.com]

And the moral of the story is: always listen to felines.

[frostdemn.livejournal.com]

Agreed. :3

[kylet.livejournal.com]

I love cats. I've been told it's because I've never had one.

I think Greg would be one of those people to concur with that...

Meow.

[hallan.livejournal.com]

That's not true. I've had many cats in my life, though none recently, and I still love them very much.

My friend's cat is such a sweetheart that I actually wrote her into one of my stories...

Hallan

[kylet.livejournal.com]

I'm sure that's true, but you're way in the minority here ;-)

[galadrion.livejournal.com]

But not alone. Keep it in mind, is all I'm sayin'...

[torakiyoshi.livejournal.com]

Lies! All lies! Cats are truly man's best friend!

I miss my kitty. *Pouts*

Just one thing: as much as I love cats, they won't live inside the house with me. I don't like kitty-litter tracks on my counters and cat fur in my food.

Have the best

-=TK

[hallan.livejournal.com]

I like that cat. :)

Hallan

[torakiyoshi.livejournal.com]

I am Ozymandias, Cat of Cats!
Sleep amongst my purr, ye mighty and repair!

Have the best

-=TK

[confusedoo.livejournal.com]

This my dear sir is disgustingly cute. Thanks for the smile... I've been in a rather disgusting mood lately.

[susandeer.livejournal.com]

*giggle!* Too cute! What does Ozzie look like?

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

"Um ... hello?" he said. It was a perfectly ordinary cat as far as Greg could tell, with white fur and gold-colored eyes, that looked back at him as if embarrassed. "I was hoping you wouldn't spot me under here," seemed to be the cat's general attitude, and it meowed as if to say as much.

;)

-TG

I wanna picture of the cat!...

[mammallamadevil.livejournal.com]

but then again, except for Kitten the demon spoiled brat princess of Turlock, I like most cats!

MLD

Re: I wanna picture of the cat!...

[laurie-robey.livejournal.com]

http://capa-digital.ca/dpoa/assignments/animals/white-cat.jpg

[nekura-ca.livejournal.com]

I like Ozymandias, he always has the best advice.

[galadrion.livejournal.com]

'Tis a wise man knows enough to listen to his natural lord and master.

Poor Greg, it would seem, possesses a plethora of them though.