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Jan. 5th, 2006 10:04 am
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"It's a strange thing about comfort food," Greg said, scribbling notes onto his pad. "You don't necessarily have to eat it to be comforted. Just to have it. For instance, yesterday, I just had a rotten day. Really awful. So I decided to splurge a little and went down to the coffee shop and bought myself a couple of those shortbread cookies of theirs."

Greg paused for a moment, looking reverently off into space. "Mmm, buttery shortbread," he said. Then he continued, "Well, the thing of it is, those things are super-bad for you, you know? So I decided I would wait and just have one of them after dinner yesterday, and left them in the pantry. But knowing the cookie was there, waiting for me to have whenever I might desire it, left me with such a warm and happy glow that by the time dinner rolled around, I felt much better and ended up not eating the cookie after all. They're both still sitting there, little pastry talismans, their warm-fuzzies power cheering me up even now. It's amazing."

"Sorry," mumbled Brigid, coming from the kitchen and wiping shortbread from the corners of her full mouth. "Did you say something? Mmm, that was good." She tossed the cookie wrapper into the trash can.

Greg blinked and finally said, "Me? No, not a word. Must have been your imagination."

"Huh. I could have sworn you said something about fuzzy talismans."

"That doesn't even make sense. Perhaps you're going mad," Greg replied.

-The Gneech

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Date: 2006-01-05 03:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laurie-robey.livejournal.com
Brigid ate the fuzzy talismans!

Date: 2006-01-05 03:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-gneech.livejournal.com
One shouldn't go around eating fuzzy things.

-TG

Date: 2006-01-05 03:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vakkotaur.livejournal.com

That's why I avoid peaches.

Date: 2006-01-06 01:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] galadrion.livejournal.com
Red meat isn't bad for you. Green, fuzzy meat is bad for you.

Date: 2006-01-05 05:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] torakiyoshi.livejournal.com
Does this come from real life? Did [livejournal.com profile] lythandra eat your shortbread cookies?

Have the best

-=TK

Date: 2006-01-05 05:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laurie-robey.livejournal.com
Mmm, buttery shortbread...

Bwa-ha-ha-ha!

Date: 2006-01-05 05:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] torakiyoshi.livejournal.com
Stop! You're going to make me wake up my roommates!

Have the best

-=TK

Date: 2006-01-05 05:59 pm (UTC)

Date: 2006-01-05 05:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-gneech.livejournal.com
No, actually, she didn't. :)

-TG

Date: 2006-01-07 01:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frostdemn.livejournal.com
Upon re-reading this after acquiring my own fuzzy talismans, it makes me consider that perhaps YOU ate some of HER talismans!

Date: 2006-01-05 03:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kylet.livejournal.com
This definitely got the biggest laughs out of me of the recent B&Gs. Excellent timing on this one XD
I guess with all her deflating barbs, it's even funnier when she does something like this unintentionally ^.^

I'm hungry now.

Date: 2006-01-05 03:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-gneech.livejournal.com
This definitely got the biggest laughs out of me of the recent B&Gs. Excellent timing on this one XD

Glad you liked it! :)

I'm hungry now.

Mmm, buttery shortbread...

-TG

Date: 2006-01-05 06:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frostdemn.livejournal.com
You won't shut up about that "buttery shortbread", will you? :P
I still have a bunch of cash on my Starbuck's card... Maybe I should pick some up later...

Gneech, you are an influence! An influence, I tells ya!

Date: 2006-01-05 06:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-gneech.livejournal.com
Buuuuuuuuuuuttery shooooooooooooortbreeeeeaaaaaaaaadddd!!!

-The Gneech

Date: 2006-01-05 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frostdemn.livejournal.com
... I'm picking some up after my grocery run...

Date: 2006-01-05 05:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mg4h.livejournal.com
I had this problem. I call it a problem because I would never end up eating the darn things, ever - and not because someone else did.

I'm getting better at actually enjoying my cake as well as having it ;)

Date: 2006-01-06 01:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] galadrion.livejournal.com
*Snicker!* I love the icon!

Date: 2006-01-06 04:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mg4h.livejournal.com
It's gankable with attribution, feel free to take and comment appropriately. You too can make people go "Whuj?!"

;)

Date: 2006-01-05 05:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tchall.livejournal.com
Fuzzy talismans, eh? Does this mean that the next morning Greg's going to wake up to find that Brigid is now covered in orange, and white fur with black stripes, and has grown a tail? She's further decided that she's going to become a fashion model with a gay photgrapher as her agent, and he just happens to be a wolf? ;)

Date: 2006-01-05 05:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-gneech.livejournal.com
Um ... no. ;)

-TG

Date: 2006-01-05 10:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beetlebomb.livejournal.com
LOL! We must always have an emergency stash of chocolate around the house, especially the dark stuff!

Date: 2006-01-06 01:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] exatron.livejournal.com
That reminds me. I still have some of my grandmother's scotch shortbread left over from Christmas.

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