MS Word Is Satan

[the_gneech]

ME: Okay, put in a section break that starts on an odd page.

WORD: Continuous Section Break inserted.

ME: No, I said an odd page! Take that spurious "continuous" code out.

WORD: Next section completely reformatted.

ME: Grrr! Okay, fine. Insert a section break that starts on an odd page where I told you, and I'll reformat the next section.

WORD: Odd Page Section Break inserted.

ME: Okay, now I'll reformat the next section.

WORD: Odd Page Section Break changed to Continuous for no good reason.

ME: What???

WORD: Previous section completely reformatted. Stylesheet randomly changed.

ME: WTF are you doing??? Stop that! Undo!

WORD: Header deleted.

ME: I haven't been working in the header! Undo!

WORD: All section breaks changed to Continuous.

ME: WHY???

WORD: Style sheet randomly changed again.

ME: All I wanted was a section that started on an odd page!

WORD: House burned down. User sterilized.

ME: I hate you, Microsoft.

WORD: Nuclear missiles launched. Drill boring into user's brain.

-The Gneech, readying giant mallet