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[the_gneech]

Greg scribbled a note onto his pad. "Okay, so they're at the fort, right? John Wayne has come riding up and told the Captain that his sister has been captured by the hostile Indians."

"Mmmhmm..." replied Brigid, sounding wary.

"The Captain turns to his aide, a young George Custer, and says, 'Quick, Mister Custer, muster the roster!'"

Brigid shook her head. "Ouch."

Greg nodded sagely. "I know. What a waste of an opportunity."

"Opportunity?" said Brigid, blinking.

"Well, yeah," said Greg. "If they were going to go that route, they should have had the Captain and his aide running to the bugler, so the Captain could say, 'Faster, Mister Custer, we must muster the roster to save his sister!'"

Brigid put her hand to her forehead wearily. "Okay, that's it. You've just had all your talking-to-me priveleges revoked."

Greg didn't seem to hear her, however. "Sister? Blister? Twister? Maybe they should have worked a tornado into it somewhere."

-The Gneech

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Comments

[kylet.livejournal.com]

Creating quite a ster this morning, eh?

Not that you'd know it, but Alanis Morissette does have a song called Sister Blister ;-)

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Creating quite a ster this morning, eh?

Brigid told me to tell you to officially consider yourself "blapped." ;)

-TG

[kylet.livejournal.com]

:::Sics chibi-Cody on her::: }:-D

[tchall.livejournal.com]

To that I have nothing to say, but: The vessel with the pestle has the pellet with the poison, the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!

Nyah! :)

[larksilver.livejournal.com]

But what about the flagon with the dragon?

I love that movie.

[hossblacksilver.livejournal.com]

He chose.... poorly.

[frostdemn.livejournal.com]

In space, add some Blasters.
And throw in Colonel Mustard.
And toss in a toupee for good measure. :3

[exatron.livejournal.com]

But if you added Colonel Mustard, you would also have to add the library and a revolver.

[frostdemn.livejournal.com]

Bah, Revolver. Everybody says the Revolver. I'm partial to the wrench. In the Observatory.

[susandeer.livejournal.com]

Thank you for another smile, dude. @:)

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

My pleasure entirely. :)

-TG

[hossblacksilver.livejournal.com]

Something tells me that Greg's gonna get more than shushed by Brigid.

Good to see those two again. They's good people.