the_gneech | 1,542 Orcs

It will probably come as a surprise to no one that Laurie and I picked up Fellowship of the Ring on the way home.

It will probably come as a surprise to no one that I still love it.

It may come as a surprise to a few that I think my bonus disk is damaged, and may have to take it back for an exchange.

It came as a surprise to me to get, as a bonus, a very nice 18" x 18" map of Middle Earth.

It didn't come as a surprise to me that the book Laurie then purchased at Barnes and Noble was precisely what I was planning to get her for her birthday next week.

It did come as a surprise to her when I told her.

4 out of 5 doctors are surprised by the fact that I have an alternate "back up" present already in mind in case of just such an emergency.

83% of ham-hams surveyed were surprised that this post continues in this particularly silly mode all the way through to the end.

It comes as quite a surprise that my t-shirt maven says the Tiffany shirts may be at my doorstep on Monday.

It shouldn't surprise anybody that I believe my t-shirt maven rules bigtime. :)

I am going to surprise Vince by mentioning him in this post: HEY VINCE! *BEEP*

I am going to surprise ___________, on the other hand, by not mentioning him at all.

I probably comes as a surprise to no one that I am quite tired.

I probably comes as quite a large surprise to many that I am going to bed now.

-The Gneech, which I sure didn't surprise anybody