Morning Head

[the_gneech]

I got a piece of spam this morning with the subject line "Who compost documentary." Seeing that, my brain put on its best John Cleese voice and said to me, "Who compost documentary? People called 'Romanes', they go, the 'ouse???"

Now I've got that whole sketch running through my head, over and over and over. I've heard the line "if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off" in my head about twenty times while sitting here eating my breakfast.

Stupid spam.

-The Gneech

PS: On a related note, hantamouse has a conversation with his creativity.

Comments

[rhanlav.livejournal.com]

Hey, I get those same spammers, who make up the totally random subject titles. Lets see whats in today's mailbox.

Tanner Ortiz these rumford and Marion Robison until Katharine

Eh, my mail's boring. I don't even know what a 'rumford' is. I demand better, more entertaining spam! Uh, wait, no I don't.

--Salen

[d-l-leonine.livejournal.com]

I got one a few weeks ago titled "Your wive prefers your dog's penis to yours". Nice when the Viagra spam starts insulting you.

I swear, my spam has quadrupled since I signed up on all those job hunting websites. How can people expect you to buy something when you're broke and looking for work?

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

My first thought is, "I didn't know I had a wive, but whatever that may be, it's going to be disappointed that I don't have a dog!"

-The Gneech

[d-l-leonine.livejournal.com]

oh...I hadn't thought of that. How did they know I had a wife and dog?!

[kinkyturtle.livejournal.com]

Stop saying that!!

[goodluckfox.livejournal.com]

Am I the only one who thought of something else when they read the post title? Or am I just the only one rude, crude, and socially unacceptable enough to point at it and giggle?

Yea verily, I am regressing to seventh grade.

[nekura-ca.livejournal.com]

No, you weren't the only one, I was struggling to keep a straight face when I read it, too. ^_^