Please Get the Image Out of My Head

[the_gneech]

If there's anything worse than a really bad joke, it's a really bad joke that won't let you eat breakfast until you've committed it to a medium.



-The Gneech

EDIT: "&#$*%%!! Sith on #*&%$!! Coruscant!" also occurred to me, but I think the mynocks are funnier. What do you think?

Comments

[satyrblade.livejournal.com]

That's pretty funny. :)

My favorite Sam Jackson-meets-Star Wars quotes, though, were "Bachi, #*&%$!! Do you speak it?!?" and "Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch? I said, does Jabba the Hutta look like a bitch?!? "No? Then why you try to #*&%$ him like a bitch?!?!"

I wanna see Snakes on a Plane, myself, but I kinda doubt it'll be as much fun as as previous B-Movie crapfests The Last Kiss Goodnight or Deep Blue Sea... or feature a scene like in Deep Blue Sea where he delivers a stern, stirring call-to-arms speech and then is immediately chomped in half by a monster shark.

[dslartoo.livejournal.com]

I love it but there are a couple fixes needed (I'm the perfectionistic sort):

1. It should be "this", not "a", since that's how the quote goes;

2. Nobody in the SW universe would say "space transport". They'd say just "transport", or "Corellian freighter", or "YT-1300", or "Calamari Cruiser", or whatever. :)

cheers,
Phil

[dslartoo.livejournal.com]

Also it's "I have HAD it with these...." instead of "I'm sick of these...."

:)

cheers,
Phil

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Nobody in our universe would say "snakes on a plane" either ... what's your point? ;)

Re: the quote, I haven't seen the movie, so I was making my best guess from what I remembered. Maybe I'll doctor the image when I get a chance.

-The Gneech

[vamour.livejournal.com]

What's a mynock?

[frustratedpilot]

Batlike parasite critters as seen in the Hoth asteroid belt in The Empire Strikes Back.

[rhanlav.livejournal.com]

Heheh. Mynocks On A Space Transport! I hear the sequel is Space Transport in a Space Slug. ;)

[susandeer.livejournal.com]

I think you are a very silly man! @:D

[stilghar.livejournal.com]

You say that as if it should be somehow surprising. ;)

[daisho.livejournal.com]

Regarding your edit, I concur; the mynocks are definitely more amusing.

Hope you got your breakfast before it went cold/soggy/in the cat.

[ms-daisy-cutter.livejournal.com]

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