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Sep. 11th, 2006 12:17 pm
the_gneech: (LIGHTNING from my FINGERS!)
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Brigid took off her headphones and looked up at Wayne. "Yes?" she said.

"Hey, Brigid, sorry to disturb you while you're busy, but Janeen told me to bring these pages to you."

"Thanks," she said, taking the folder, and Wayne popped off. After waiting a moment to make sure nobody else was going to appear at her desk, Brigid put her headphones back on.

Immediately, Janeen was lurking over her. Brigid took off her headphones and looked up. "Yes?"

"Did Wayne get those pages to you?" Janeen asked.

"Yup, they're right here."

"Thanks." Janeen popped off. After waiting a moment to make sure nobody else was going to appear at her desk, Brigid put her headphones back on.

Immediately, Chris was lurking over her. Brigid stifled a sigh and looked up. "Yes?"

"Hey, Brigid, sorry to disturb you while you're busy. Do you have those pages from Janeen? We need to change the rate table."

"Sure, here," said Brigid, and handed Chris the folder.

"Thanks," he said, and popped off. Brigid watched him go, looked around to make sure the coast was clear, and put her headphones back on.

Immediately, Janeen was lurking over her. Brigid squeezed her eyes shut for a moment, then took off her headphones and looked up. "Yes?"

"Did Chris get those pages from you?" Janeen asked. "We need to change the rate table."

"Yes," Brigid said. "Chris has them."

"Okay, thanks," Janeen said, and popped off. Brigid stood up and looked around -- nobody was visible in either direction, so she sat back down and put on her headphones.

Immediately, Wayne was lurking over her. Brigid yanked off her headphones. "What?" she demanded.

"Whoa, sorry Brigid, didn't mean to bother you. I just have those pages back from Janeen with the new rate table. Here you go." He quickly handed off the folder and popped off.

Brigid looked down at the blinking cursor on her computer, then at the headphones. Cautiously, she reached for them and began to move them towards her head, watching carefully out the corner of her eye.

As she suspected, the half-visible spectre of Janeen was flickering in and out of existence. "I see you there!" Brigid told the vision sharply. "Well now you hear me! I'm just going to hold these headphones right here, halfway on and halfway off, even if it means typing with one hand for the rest of the day! You can just hover there, like Schrödinger's Manager!"

Janeen's ghost howled the cry of the damned; Brigid's heart quailed, but she held her ground. By the end of the day, she'd got more work done with one hand, than she had the rest of the month combined.

-The Gneech

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Date: 2006-09-11 04:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sirfox.livejournal.com
awesome. just awesome.

Date: 2006-09-11 07:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-gneech.livejournal.com
Dankeschoen! :)

-TG

Date: 2006-09-11 04:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] packbat.livejournal.com
...and then she wakes up, right?

Date: 2006-09-11 07:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-gneech.livejournal.com
Hard to tell, sometimes...

-TG

Date: 2006-09-11 04:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lowen-kind.livejournal.com
Great fictionlet.

I half expect that to happen here.

Date: 2006-09-11 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-gneech.livejournal.com
Thanks! :)

-TG

Date: 2006-09-11 04:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jamesbarrett.livejournal.com
Bwahahahahaha! -Frisk

Date: 2006-09-11 05:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] torakiyoshi.livejournal.com
Oh my, the power! The absolute power!!

I'm going to have to try that... maybe if I only stick one hand in the sink to wash dishes, the phone won't ring at the same moment that someone steps up to the counter to place an order at the same moment that the cook hands me another order to go out. Hmms...

Have teh best

-=TK

Date: 2006-09-11 07:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-gneech.livejournal.com
Be sure to let us know how it turns out. ;)

-TG

Date: 2006-09-12 04:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] torakiyoshi.livejournal.com
How about if I just say:

"I need a new [censored] job." -.-*

Have teh best

-=TK

I have one answer....

Date: 2006-09-11 06:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mammallamadevil.livejournal.com
instant messenger would solve a lot of these disturbing issues....

MLD

Re: I have one answer....

Date: 2006-09-11 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-gneech.livejournal.com
I don't think it would be wise to make it any easier for people to interrupt Brigid pointlessly...

-TG

Re: I have one answer....

Date: 2006-09-11 10:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mammallamadevil.livejournal.com
oh yes it would....you can't necessarily get arrested for telling 'em off in IM versus the nasty glare (believe me, I've perfected it)..

MLD

This one...

Date: 2006-09-11 06:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarek-ca.livejournal.com
...was a Good One.

Re: This one...

Date: 2006-09-11 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-gneech.livejournal.com
Thanks! :)

-TG

Date: 2006-09-11 06:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] susandeer.livejournal.com
Bwahahahahaa!

Having a tough day at work, are we? @:)

Date: 2006-09-11 07:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-gneech.livejournal.com
Not really, on the grand scale of things. :) But I have had days like this one...

-TG

Date: 2006-09-11 06:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] exatron.livejournal.com
Better not tell Brigid about the TPS reports.

And why was Brigid involved in all of this? Everybody else was checking on the pages so often that they could have done the work themselves.

Date: 2006-09-11 07:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-gneech.livejournal.com
Why waste a person's time, when you can waste the whole department's time instead?

-TG

Date: 2006-09-12 12:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] exatron.livejournal.com
Ah, yes, the 'If I have to suffer, so do the rest of you' technique.

Date: 2006-09-11 07:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ski-fox.livejournal.com
*snerk*

The only way to top that would be to write about the educational system.

Date: 2006-09-12 12:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-gneech.livejournal.com
My commentary about generally shows up in NeverNever (http://www.mopsy.com). ;)

-TG

Date: 2006-09-11 07:59 pm (UTC)

Date: 2006-09-12 12:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-gneech.livejournal.com
Thank you! =)

-TG

Date: 2006-09-11 09:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mg4h.livejournal.com
Oh, I've so been there. I really wish I'd taken today off and stayed home sick - in fact, I might have to do that tomorrow, in an effort to get SOMETHING done :(

Date: 2006-09-12 12:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-gneech.livejournal.com
Mental health days! Very necessary.

-TG

Date: 2006-09-11 10:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bauske.livejournal.com
It's true. It's so true.

Date: 2006-09-12 12:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-gneech.livejournal.com
Heehee!

-TG

Date: 2006-09-11 11:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quelonzia.livejournal.com
You've been peeking over my shoulder at work again, haven't you? ;)

Date: 2006-09-12 12:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-gneech.livejournal.com
I don't need to -- I've got a cube farm job of my own! ;)

-TG

Date: 2006-09-12 01:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dslartoo.livejournal.com
That was fucking AWESOME. One of the best things I've seen you write yet.

cheers,
Phil

Date: 2006-09-12 02:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-gneech.livejournal.com
Well thank you! :)

-TG

Date: 2006-09-12 06:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hbar98.livejournal.com
(Generic English accent)
Brilliant!
(/accent)

The only issue I could see here is with the Schroedinger reference. Unlike the poor kitty, Brigid knew Janeen would appear the moment she placed her headphones back on over her ears: she could see her ghost in the background waiting to spring into life.

It's only a minor thing.

Date: 2006-09-12 06:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-gneech.livejournal.com
Well yeah, but the point is that until the headphones are actually -on-, Janeen only halfway exists. ;)

-TG

Date: 2006-09-12 06:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hbar98.livejournal.com
Oh, the effect is not lost, one bit! It is still a brilliant piece!

Date: 2006-09-13 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bailiff.livejournal.com
Twisted and funny!

I wish I could do that to some of my work colleagues...

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