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[the_gneech]

Brigid opened the passenger-side door and tossed her enormous leather bag of papers into the back seat. "The dealership called," she said. "My car's ready to pick up."

"Very good, madam," said Greg in his worst Jeeves imitation as she got in and pulled on the seat belt.

After a few moments of fidgeting, adjusting, and general get-into-gearing, Greg started to pull out of the office parking lot. "I wonder if they ever actually do anything in there," Brigid commented.

"Hmm?" said Greg.

She pointed to an office in her building, in which was visible only a sparse orange lobby and a tall, unmanned receptionist desk. "On the first floor, there. 'OCX Concepts, Inc.' Aside from having caught a glimpse of four people having a meeting in a room behind the desk, I never see anybody come or go, or even a receptionist. I've gotta wonder what they do there."

"Well, obviously!" said Greg. "They incentivize exciting new paradigms."

"Guh," said Brigid.

"Yup! They incentivize paradigms and diversify exciting new directions."

"Stop it right now," said Brigid, "or I'm walking to the dealership."

"Would hurt you more than it would me," said Greg.

"Don't bet on it," said Brigid.

-The Gneech

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Comments

[laurie-robey.livejournal.com]

"Don't bet on it!"

*snicker*

[kylet.livejournal.com]

Oh, come on, Brigid. Most of the time I think Greg deserves the eyerolls and exasperated sighs, but that WAS funny XD

[ceruleanst.livejournal.com]

But do they leverage those paradigms and diversifications dynamically for proactivized branding in the global e-market?

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Yes, by bringing together several exciting new conceptual frameworks in a radically re-thought infrastructure that allows rapid development both laterally, and horizontally.

-The Gneech

[exatron.livejournal.com]

Given what Brigid does to inanimate objects when mad, I think Greg should listen to her or he'll be making a trip to the dealership.

[hossblacksilver.livejournal.com]

Well, it's obvious that the location is actually a front for one of the shadowy organization (CIA, KGB, MI6, Mossad, NSA, Area 51/Dreamland, The Village(s), at el.). Which one, I'm not sure. But, it has all the halmarks.

[oceansedge.livejournal.com]

Well what did she expect - she started it.

Hurrrmmmmph!