Mailbag Day
Oct. 8th, 2007 12:36 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
It's Mailbag Day, where I respond to some of the many cards and letters sent in by my readers! Let's start right at the top...
Dear Gneech:
I am a big fan! I am mounted on the second level of an underground parking garage to facilitate ventilation. It's not as easy a job as you might think it is.
Sincerely,
R. J. Pindlescratcher
Dear Mr.(?) Pindlescratcher:
Well, thank you very much for your kind letter! It's always nice to hear from fans.
-The Gneech
Dear Mister The Gneech:
I have been reading your work for over a decade now, and I have been wanting to ask you: what year was the Battle of Marathon, and who were the participants?
Cleopatra of the Nile
Dear Mrs. of the Nile:
Like so many things, the Battle of Marathon took place between the Greeks and the Persians, in 490 BC.
-The Gneech
Dear Teh Gench:
I are reading of your webpage and is good so you are trustable. My late husband was Prince of Armenistanidad before forced out by evolutionaries. He are leaving me many monies but they are not accessed 2without a trustable person. Please sneding me check to prove your good faith.
Princess Lysane
Your Highness:
Good enough for me! Your check is on the way.
-The Gneech
Dear The Gneech:
I just wanted to send you a little note informing you of my admiration. You are a unique talent, rare in this world of phonies and fly-by-nights, and it is with a sense of respect bordering on awe that I applaud your tireless efforts. Thank you, thank you, Gneech, for making the world a better place.
With love and admiration,
The Gneech
Dear The Gneech:
I couldn't have said it better myself!
-The Gneech
Dear Gneech:
Ha ha ha ha, hahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! HA HA HA HA hahahahahahahaaaaaa!
Gasp,
The Joker
Dear Joker:
You give me the creeps. Don't contact me again.
-The Gneech
Dear Gneech:
I don't believe these letters are real. I think you made them all up! I think you even made this one up! So what do you think of that, smart guy???
Outraged in Utopia
Oh, look! Running out of room. Catcha next time!
-The Gneech
Dear Gneech:
I am a big fan! I am mounted on the second level of an underground parking garage to facilitate ventilation. It's not as easy a job as you might think it is.
Sincerely,
R. J. Pindlescratcher
Dear Mr.(?) Pindlescratcher:
Well, thank you very much for your kind letter! It's always nice to hear from fans.
-The Gneech
Dear Mister The Gneech:
I have been reading your work for over a decade now, and I have been wanting to ask you: what year was the Battle of Marathon, and who were the participants?
Cleopatra of the Nile
Dear Mrs. of the Nile:
Like so many things, the Battle of Marathon took place between the Greeks and the Persians, in 490 BC.
-The Gneech
Dear Teh Gench:
I are reading of your webpage and is good so you are trustable. My late husband was Prince of Armenistanidad before forced out by evolutionaries. He are leaving me many monies but they are not accessed 2without a trustable person. Please sneding me check to prove your good faith.
Princess Lysane
Your Highness:
Good enough for me! Your check is on the way.
-The Gneech
Dear The Gneech:
I just wanted to send you a little note informing you of my admiration. You are a unique talent, rare in this world of phonies and fly-by-nights, and it is with a sense of respect bordering on awe that I applaud your tireless efforts. Thank you, thank you, Gneech, for making the world a better place.
With love and admiration,
The Gneech
Dear The Gneech:
I couldn't have said it better myself!
-The Gneech
Dear Gneech:
Ha ha ha ha, hahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! HA HA HA HA hahahahahahahaaaaaa!
Gasp,
The Joker
Dear Joker:
You give me the creeps. Don't contact me again.
-The Gneech
Dear Gneech:
I don't believe these letters are real. I think you made them all up! I think you even made this one up! So what do you think of that, smart guy???
Outraged in Utopia
Oh, look! Running out of room. Catcha next time!
-The Gneech
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Date: 2007-10-08 04:58 pm (UTC)