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[the_gneech]

USE EXTREME CAUTION WHEN OPENING THIS BAG!

Warning! Contents of this bag have been found to be DANGEROUSLY CHEESY®
. If exposed to this incredibly delicious substance, look for these signs of cheese-crazed behavior.

1. A craving for all things cheesy.



2. The inability to share an open bag with others.



3. Fingers and tongue constantly orange.



4. The unavoidable desire to hug a Cheetah -- specifically one named Chester Cheetah®.

If you suffer from any of these symptons, you, my friend, are officially hooked on the deliciously, DANGEROUSLY CHEESY® taste of CHEETOS® brand Cheese Flavored Snacks! The only cure? A never-ending supply of that cheesy crunch you crave. In case of emergency, immediately get more bags of CHEETOS® brand Crunchy Cheese Flavored Snacks.

And remember, always use the buddy system when snacking.

-The Gneech

PS: What do you want to bet the person who wrote this gets paid way more than I do?

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[jamesbarrett.livejournal.com]

I was right! there were Cheetos in here. *wags tail and dives head first into the Cheetos, slurping away* -Friske