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the_gneechUSE EXTREME CAUTION WHEN OPENING THIS BAG!
Warning! Contents of this bag have been found to be DANGEROUSLY CHEESY®
. If exposed to this incredibly delicious substance, look for these signs of cheese-crazed behavior.
If you suffer from any of these symptons, you, my friend, are officially hooked on the deliciously, DANGEROUSLY CHEESY® taste of CHEETOS® brand Cheese Flavored Snacks! The only cure? A never-ending supply of that cheesy crunch you crave. In case of emergency, immediately get more bags of CHEETOS® brand Crunchy Cheese Flavored Snacks.
And remember, always use the buddy system when snacking.
-The Gneech
PS: What do you want to bet the person who wrote this gets paid way more than I do?
Warning! Contents of this bag have been found to be DANGEROUSLY CHEESY®
. If exposed to this incredibly delicious substance, look for these signs of cheese-crazed behavior.
- A craving for all things cheesy.
- The inability to share an open bag with others.
- Fingers and tongue constantly orange.
- The unavoidable desire to hug a Cheetah -- specifically one named Chester Cheetah®.
If you suffer from any of these symptons, you, my friend, are officially hooked on the deliciously, DANGEROUSLY CHEESY® taste of CHEETOS® brand Cheese Flavored Snacks! The only cure? A never-ending supply of that cheesy crunch you crave. In case of emergency, immediately get more bags of CHEETOS® brand Crunchy Cheese Flavored Snacks.
And remember, always use the buddy system when snacking.
-The Gneech
PS: What do you want to bet the person who wrote this gets paid way more than I do?
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Your probably right...
Date: 2002-09-30 10:54 am (UTC)And...
You got me hungry now. *whine* I could really go for some of those cheetos right now. :<
--Rhan
Re: Your probably right...
Date: 2002-09-30 04:11 pm (UTC)--Rhan
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Date: 2002-09-30 12:05 pm (UTC)awww
Date: 2002-09-30 03:03 pm (UTC)its ok. Big mean man will go away. in the mean time, i keep you company!
Just dont get any ideas, i recently had surgery, an i all ouchied!
*sets up a baracade, to Protect Kai an Sporklord from the mean Cheeta man.*
^~Kai
Re: awww
Date: 2002-09-30 06:31 pm (UTC)^.^
Date: 2002-09-30 06:34 pm (UTC)*sets up the laser rifles, an gives Spork a remote to use when the urge hits*
^~Kai
Re: ^.^
Date: 2002-09-30 06:59 pm (UTC)no subject
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*chuckles*
*giggle*
Date: 2002-09-30 03:05 pm (UTC)Your dangerusly cheesy! I s'pose your gonna milk that comment for all its worth? bah, this joke curdled before it homogenized.
Ah well, dont run to fast from me! 'least till i recovery, then i'll be able to pounce you! wha ha!
and btw, Gneech. hehe. Cute beard you have there. wha-ha, wha-ha.
*Gooses you.*
^~Kai
Re: *giggle*
Date: 2002-09-30 04:05 pm (UTC)hehe
Date: 2002-09-30 04:10 pm (UTC)Yea, there alright. Painkillers, Anti-bodies, and my Asmtha meds, and somthing that reduces swelling, i forget the name. But anyway. There alright.
Atleast they dont make me feel like a zombie, so its cool by me. ^.^
^~Kai
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Date: 2002-09-30 02:09 pm (UTC)*Sees the Gneech, and pounces and hugs him, too.*
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Let's try it again: To the point, I recommend that you buy or rent Monsters Inc. (about $15) and go through the production details on the second disk.
I definitely pictured you there. You'd have a blast, and be better compensated as well.
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