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[the_gneech]

"You know," said Brigid, putting butter on her english muffin, "your nit-pickiness can be infuriating. I get really tired of having to listen to you de-bunk every little thing I say."

"Well, actually," said Greg, "I only de-bunk about half the things you say. You use so very much hyperbole that after a while I just can't keep up. Like the other day, when you asserted--"

His sentence was interrupted by the necessity of having to duck the toaster oven flying rapidly towards his head.

-The Gneech

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Comments

[rhanlav.livejournal.com]

He shouldn't have said anything. Its safer that way.

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

But it would be totally out of character, too. ;)

-TG

[rhanlav.livejournal.com]

Yes, but then you don't get toaster ovens tossed at you. :P

--Salen

[frostdemn.livejournal.com]

Wow, I'm inclined to believe that's the second most violent I've ever seen Brigid.

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

We'll never know just what she did at the restaurant that was playing "Puff, the Magic Dragon"...

-The Gneech

[laurie-robey.livejournal.com]

Felling pedantic, was he?

[kinkyturtle.livejournal.com]

<smartarse>I think you mean "feeling".</smartarse>

my new statement:

[mammallamadevil.livejournal.com]

when toasters fly...

MLD

Re: my new statement:

[hossblacksilver.livejournal.com]

In my day, flying toasters where a screen saver, and that's the way it was and we liked it.

Now, you kids get off my lawn!

[toujiron.livejournal.com]

Ahhhh. I knew there was something awesome missing this year. Thank goodness it's here now.

[exatron.livejournal.com]

What did the toaster oven say to deserve such abuse?

mmm… english muffin…