The Lame List (Or, What's Weak This Week)

[the_gneech]

10. Agonizing nerve pain. Lame.


9. Squirrelly clients. Lame.


8. Forced hard drive reformats. Lame!


7. Jackhammers on the office foundation. Totally lame.


6. Starbucks changed their blueberry muffin. LAME.


5. "Babydoll" waistlines on blouses. Lame.


4. The heat-death of the universe. Gaah, lame.


3. Being out of Fritos. So lame.


2. Raving right-wing nutjobs. Lame!


1. Raving left-wing nutjobs. Lame, lame, lame.

-The Gneech

Comments

[laurie-robey.livejournal.com]

Lame! Lame! Lame! Lame! Lame!

[exatron.livejournal.com]

At least you can put the squirrelly clients in their place by stealing their red Swingline staplers.

One and two seem equal to me. More research is necessary. Preferably by making them fight each other for the top spot.

[ski-fox.livejournal.com]

And while they fight, the rational people get things done, perhaps?

[exatron.livejournal.com]

Depends on how many decide to watch.

[panthras.livejournal.com]

Depends how much the tickets cost XD

[ski-fox.livejournal.com]

Do you even need tickets when there's a brawl on every street corner? ;P

[panthras.livejournal.com]

Oh man, hope things get better, hopefully next week shall see you making a reverse 'Cool List' - or 'Things That Make The Gneech Go Squee' :)

Running out of Fritos certainly sucks - and when you can't get them over here there's that tense year-long wait til you can buy another pack during your travels XD

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

No corn chips at all? Or just no Fritos? Maybe they're marketed under a different name over there.

-TG

[panthras.livejournal.com]

We get corn chips, just no Fritos, and I likes Fritos :3

[kevinjdog.livejournal.com]

I'm a raving left-wing nutjob, and I approved this message. ;D

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

As far as I can make out, you're a fairly ordinary liberal, which doesn't qualify you as a "raving left-wing nutjob." :) Of course, it may be that you do your raving nutjobbery at home and I just don't see it. ;P

-The Gneech

[kevinjdog.livejournal.com]

Actually, it's true: I probably don't compare to some of the people you must hear. I'm not fond of the idea of Mumia for president. :)

And I need to be less ordinary. Maybe I could get a third arm growing out of my back.

(Sorry, I'm in a silly mood today.) :D

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

You wacky cartoonist-types! ;P

-TG

[sirfox.livejournal.com]

fortunately...

10. Agonizing nerve pain. - Can do something about it. Go call my sis, make an appointment. :D

9. Squirrelly clients. - Fact of life, unfortunately.

8. Forced hard drive reformats. - Also lame. yay for backups? you did back up the critical stuff, right?

7. Jackhammers on the office foundation. - Ew. I carry good earplugs in my laptop bag, they help.

6. Starbucks changed their blueberry muffin. - Bummer, but again, what can you do? Write and complain, they'll probably send you free drink coupons. take advantage of this.

5. "Babydoll" waistlines on blouses. - I didn't know you went that way. These are only awesome on a very very select bodytype, but also a very rare one. Somebody tell the fashionistas this, plz.

4. The heat-death of the universe. - As tremendous problems go, at least we can procrastinate on this one.

3. Being out of Fritos. - Lame, but easily fixed!

2. Raving right-wing nutjobs. - Much more entertaining if you superimpose "yakkity sax" over the broadcast.

1. Raving left-wing nutjobs. - Likewise.

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure which "that way" you're referring to, but chances are I probably don't. ;P I was referring to the various fashions lythandra has been subjected to for the past year in her shopping attempts.

And yes, the critical stuff was very backed up. No real data loss, just the recovery time.

re: Sis appointment, it's on my to-do list, but keeps being shoved aside by all the other stuff also on my to-do list. Le sigh!

-TG

here, have a bag of Fritos!

[mammallamadevil.livejournal.com]

I THINK that Mollie Stone's sells 'em...

and hopefully Sirfox's sis can make a different with ya....

MLD

[sphix.livejournal.com]

The heat-death of the universe is an AWESOME one-act XD