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[the_gneech]

"JOHN ... don't miss PLANET EARTH, now with FREE SHIPPING!"

Planet Earth is pretty hard for me to miss, actually. All I gotta do is roll out of my chair and Bang!, there it is.

I certainly don't need anything shipped there.

-The Gneech

Comments

[kylet.livejournal.com]

Not a Duran Duran fan?

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

*beeps yer nose*

-TG

[kylet.livejournal.com]

:::said nose beeps out a bauw bau-bauw, bau-bauw bauw bau-bauw ringtone:::

[jamesbarrett.livejournal.com]

Not your Planet Earth, silly. Their Planet Earth. Two different places. The Free Shipping is for when you get yourself shipped there. Of course, there is full of morons and stupid people, so I don't know why you'd want to be shipped there, but they want everyone to live there. -Frisk

[torakiyoshi.livejournal.com]

How is that different than here? Or does it mean the few shining lights of intelligence are gone from there?

-=TK

[jamesbarrett.livejournal.com]

Exactly. -Frisk

[hossblacksilver.livejournal.com]

Far be it for me to actually contribute something serious to the smartarsery, but when they say Planet Earth, are they talking about the Discovery Channel (?) television series?

[darkwolfie.livejournal.com]

Maybe they're shipping you a Planet Earth. Then you'll have two...and if you're not using the old one, can I have it?

[tegeran.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't mind if a few pallets of intelligence got shipped to Planet Earth; there's a chronic shortage.