Hey you! Don't watch that! Watch this! This is the heavy heavy Cthulu sound! The monsterest sounds around! So if you've come in off the street! And you're beginning to feel the heat... well, listen, buster! You'd better start to move your feet! To the horrifying spine-chilling beat... of madness!
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Date: 2009-04-10 08:01 pm (UTC)One Step Beyond!
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Date: 2009-04-11 04:30 am (UTC)I can see the town slogan, "you don't have to be crazy to live here but it helps".
The folks at the Onion are very good at this kind of humor. It's amazing how they can make a fake story look nearly legit.
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Date: 2009-04-11 06:43 am (UTC)BTW, what is a Shoggoth? An elder god that wears black leather and mascara?