Things That Cannot Be Un-Thought

[the_gneech]

The Gotmilkronomicon

-The Gneech

Comments

[exatron.livejournal.com]

Could be worse. What about The Omnomnomicon?

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Nameless Curds?
The Lactoctic Manuscripts?
The Revelations of Gouda?

-The Gneech

[torakiyoshi.livejournal.com]

And what is in this frightening book? Spells to bind one's mouth, spells to dry out cookies, spells to give people white mustaches?

-=TK

[stilghar.livejournal.com]

Speak not of the rites to summon the dreaded Leche-Lactuloth...

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Ia! Shub-Cheddarath! Black goat-milk of the woods with a thousand quarts of yogurt!

-The Gneech

[stilghar.livejournal.com]

Curdthulhu fhtagn!

Yes, I know we're going whey overboard with this, but we've got to milk it while it lasts, as udderly disgusting as some may find it.

[torakiyoshi.livejournal.com]

Maybe warm milk is the way to stop Cthulu, putting him back to sleep?

-=TK

[grizzly47.livejournal.com]

Could be the Gods of Curds and Whey at work.

[torakiyoshi.livejournal.com]

Beware the Olde Ones! They smell bad, and drinking them will make your stomach quease.

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Can you imagine the horror of a milk-tentacle-mustache?

-The Gneech

[torakiyoshi.livejournal.com]

To quote Cthuloo, "Yum, yum!"

-=TK

[hossblacksilver.livejournal.com]

Cowthuloo, I heard of him, he's bad, right?
He makes Moozer look like little Mary Sunshine.