Dem Bones!

[the_gneech]

The leg bone’s connected to the arm bone
The arm bone’s connected to the head bone
The head bone’s connected to the telephone
Now cheer the nerds on the job

The left bone’s connected to the right bone
The Fred bone’s connected to the Ethel bone
The football’s connected to the end zone
The lyrics are coming undone

Dem bones dem bones live underground
dem bones dem bones gonna go to town
dem bones dem bones never hear a sound
da dee da dum de da dum

No bone’s connected to the nose bone
my tongue is connected to the Toblerone
Greg Peck was in The Guns of Navarone
da dee da dum de da dum
da dee da dum de da dum
da dee da dum de da dum

-The Gneech

Originally published at gneech.com. You can comment here or there.

Comments

[klepsydra.livejournal.com]

Now hear the words of the Gneech!

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Such as they are!

-TG

[stilghar.livejournal.com]

"the_gneech has gone bye-bye, Egon. What've you got?"

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Dem bones, dem bones not fallin' down
dem bones, dem bones gonna fly around
dem bones, dem bones gonna party down
da dee da dum de da dum...

-The Gneech

[hossblacksilver.livejournal.com]

Sorry, Venkman, but I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Buh?

-TG

[theodwulf.livejournal.com]

Recession's connected to the Home Loan.

[athelind.livejournal.com]

"The bones is yours, Dad! They came from you, my daddy."
"Confess. Now you're hep."
"Hip, Dad. Hip."
"Confess."
"And the hip bone..."

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Don't put yourself out, young man.

-The Gneech

[kinkyturtle.livejournal.com]

The telephone's connected to the dial tone
The ice cream's connected to the waffle cone
The radar detector's often error-prone
The beer got spilled on the floor.

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Dem zones, dem zones, dem high zones
Dem drones, dem drones, dem fly drones
Dem loans, dem loans, dem buy loans
Cashmere's the wool of the goat!

-The Gneech