The Awful Truth

[the_gneech]

Inspired by level_head, as I often am, I updated my user info. Now you can know even more stuff that you didn't want to know about me!

-The Gneech

Comments

[level-head.livejournal.com]

You need better PR, even in your own mind, my friend. "Pudgy"? Hah, how about "A substantial artist!" ];) "A man of no mean moment." "A heavy hitter in the field of entertainment."

Besides, you are comparatively small. If the Mensa selection percentage were based on mass rather than IQ, you wouldn't have been able to get in, but I would have. Besides, you little guys annoy us big folk with your talk of losing those last few pounds. ];)

And the size of your physical envelope really has little to do with your worth as a person; much of what you do amuses, inspires, and entertains people who have no idea that you happen to want to lose weight.

What's important about you? Certainly not that; it could be different next year--what will remain? Put that in; it's interesting!

===|==============/ Level Head

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

My dear Level Head, you seem to attribute vast quantities of mass to yourself that I could not account for, after reviewing my memories of you at Further Confusion. I would be quite surprised if your weight wasn't close to mine, even though my mind's eye has you firmly fixed as being noticeably taller than I am.

Besides, "pudgy" was just one thing listed out of sixteen! :)

-The Gneech

Re:

[level-head.livejournal.com]

Ah, I'm not the man I once was, perhaps. My phrasing was quite careful. ];)

But I've seen you write a hundred interesting tidbits about yourself; cast a publicist's eye on what you've selected, and you might tinker with it a bit.

===|==============/ Level Head