"Tangerine Speedo" by Caviar

"Tangerine Speedo" by Caviar

Boom, cha-cha-cha!
Boom, cha-cha-cha!

Two-week vacation
Costa Rica see "Amor-i-ca"
Young ladies oh, eureka!
So many there to score-i-ca
Ca-ruise the ocean bars
with some similar type fellows
Little Latin lovelies
drinking gin Mello Yellos

Please get me a towel
Mr. Tangerine Speedo
You're all over town
Tangerine la la la la la la la la

Boom, cha-cha-cha!

Nowhere to go
nothing to do
I'll be as gentle on you
as tearless baby shampoo
Back to my bungalow
in flesh tone kimonos
Ah, come a little closer
feel the Sting of my Bono, no no no no

The talk of the town
Mr. Tangerine Speedo
How you get around
In your tangerine la la la la la la la la

Little Latin lovelies
will love to drink gin and
Mello Yello in my bungalow
Lovin' me
Tangerine la la la la la la la la

All the French girls go
"Zut alour, no no no no,
zut alour, no no"
Coming at the target,
you're as straight as Magellan
If you've got a secret weapon
well you're as sure as hell ain't telling
Cause your mouth made an offer
that their bodies cannot veto
No woman can resist a man
who looks good in a Speedo

****in' get me a towel
Mr. Tangerine Speedo
You're all over town
Tangerine la la la la la la la la

Talk of the town
Mr. Tangerine Speedo
How you get around
In your tangerine la la la la la la la la

Little Latin lovelies
will love to drink gin and
Mello Yello in my bungalow
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
Zut alour, no, zut alour, no no
zut alour, no no no no no

-The Gneech

MS Word Is Satan

ME: Okay, put in a section break that starts on an odd page.

WORD: Continuous Section Break inserted.

ME: No, I said an odd page! Take that spurious "continuous" code out.

WORD: Next section completely reformatted.

ME: Grrr! Okay, fine. Insert a section break that starts on an odd page where I told you, and I'll reformat the next section.

WORD: Odd Page Section Break inserted.

ME: Okay, now I'll reformat the next section.

WORD: Odd Page Section Break changed to Continuous for no good reason.

ME: What???

WORD: Previous section completely reformatted. Stylesheet randomly changed.

ME: WTF are you doing??? Stop that! Undo!

WORD: Header deleted.

ME: I haven't been working in the header! Undo!

WORD: All section breaks changed to Continuous.

ME: WHY???

WORD: Style sheet randomly changed again.

ME: All I wanted was a section that started on an odd page!

WORD: House burned down. User sterilized.

ME: I hate you, Microsoft.

WORD: Nuclear missiles launched. Drill boring into user's brain.

-The Gneech, readying giant mallet

MS Word Update

I think I've rooted out this particular problem and figured out a workaround ... thanks for the cheering up, all! *hugs his friends*

-The Gneech