And Now, To Express Myself in Verse

Oh freddled gruntbuggly
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee

Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
and hooptiously drangle me
with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or otherwise I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts
with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't!

Gashee morphousite, thou expungiest quoopisk!
Fripping lyshus wimbgunts
awhilst moongrovenly kormzibs
Bleem miserable venchit!
Bleem forever mestinglish asunder frapt!
Gerond withoutitude form into formless bloit
Why not then? Moose

-The Gneech

Pics of the Buddhinator

lythandra has posted new Buddha pics for those who are interested. :)

-The Gneech

Think I Better Dance, Now!!!

The Graveyard Shift is on the air!

-The Gneech

Puttin' My Money Where My Mouth Is

I've been stealing their bandwidth for the better part of a decade, so I finally broke down and gave them some money!

-The Gneech