And Now, To Express Myself in Verse

[the_gneech]

Oh freddled gruntbuggly
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee

Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
and hooptiously drangle me
with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or otherwise I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts
with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't!

Gashee morphousite, thou expungiest quoopisk!
Fripping lyshus wimbgunts
awhilst moongrovenly kormzibs
Bleem miserable venchit!
Bleem forever mestinglish asunder frapt!
Gerond withoutitude form into formless bloit
Why not then? Moose

-The Gneech

Comments

[bailiff.livejournal.com]

Lewis Carroll would be proud... 8|

[dewhitton.livejournal.com]

Ah! The rare 3rd verse that few survive long enough to hear! Well done! You Listened!

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

I miss 5 1/4" floppy disks. :D

-TG

[daemionfox.livejournal.com]

Are you expressing yourself in this? I mean, it's well know verse. Aren't you expressing someone else? Just a point to ponder

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Aren't we all just a little Prosthetnic Vogon Jeltz? I mean, really, deep down?

-The Gneech

[genecatlow.livejournal.com]

Some of us, those who are indeed actual Vogons, are quite a bit Prosthetnic Vogons deep down. And I am sure that Jeltz himself is Prosthetnic Vogon through and through.

Vogons in general are pretty doggone hoopy, to tell the truth. How can one not admire a race whose poetry can kick ass both figuratively and literally?

[rogue-richek.livejournal.com]

I wonder how many will catch this. I got it from the first three words, but then, I'm a hopeless nerd.

[level-head.livejournal.com]

It's amusing that line 2 uses real words. Particularly considering the choice of words... What exactly are you trying to express? ];-)

===|==============/ Level Head

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor!

-TG

[exatron.livejournal.com]

There's nothing quite like Vogon poetry, and I'm very thankful for that.

[electronin.livejournal.com]

I'll take the airlock!

[radbaron.livejournal.com]

my head hurts

[russ-arulo.livejournal.com]

Flash! John Robey has been named the first man from the Milky Way galaxy to win the Vogon Poetry Recitation Contest. Unfortunately, he, along with the other residents of Sector Zed Zed 9 Plural Zed Alpha, was destroyed to make way for an interstellar bypass on the order of Zaphod Beeblebrox.

[dhlawrence.livejournal.com]

Ah, the second-worst poetry in the universe. It's art!

[jedi-iwakura.livejournal.com]

**silent screams of terror and pain**

[klepsydra.livejournal.com]

Do you happen to know Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Neil_Milne_Johnstone

[dslartoo.livejournal.com]

Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz would be proud.

cheers,
Phil

[hossblacksilver.livejournal.com]

I hope your small intestine leaps up through your neck and throttles your brain for that. (n)_(n)

IT'S A POETRY TRAP!!!

[kinkyturtle.livejournal.com]

...I liked it!