My tweets

• Sat, 13:57: I need @tabbiewolf to twist my arm into going to a tiki bar tonight.
• Sat, 13:57: I mean, anyone who wants to can, but she's the most likely suspect.
• Sat, 14:14: RT @cracked: 4 Unseen Downsides Of Dressing Like A Dapper Gentleman | https://t.co/WchfUl27Pt
• Sat, 17:14: So, it’s not exactly a tiki bar, but we’re gonna go to Joe’s Crab Shack. Close enough!
• Sat, 17:14: Just ‘cos my body can’t be at the beach, doesn’t mean my heart and mind can’t!
• Sat, 17:15: …Seems legit. https://t.co/fnIm7yWyZp
• Sat, 17:51: RT @DatBirdbrain: @the_gneech ..... #bloop .....
• Sat, 20:06: Kawaii! https://t.co/WwXPMORqMf
• Sat, 23:49: Three Things https://t.co/XPqrNgWFrM