My tweets

[the_gneech]

• Mon, 13:53: 600 lbs of tiger being absolutely adorable. https://t.co/JUCSj4AYBY
• Mon, 14:07: RT @kcimc: can we replace the right to bear arms with the right to leak documents? i think fighting oppression works differently now.
• Mon, 14:22: Dear @GearBoxSoftware: I don't like Krieg. Please let me play Brick in Borderlands 3. Thank you. #Borderlands #Psycho #Brick
• Mon, 14:28: *sees crap article in a blog* *starts to comment on crap article* *deletes comment and just stops following blog forever* Aah, better.
• Mon, 18:58: o/` Lazy harp seal has no job! Lazy harp seal has no money! See his earnings, they are meager! He's lacking in business acumen! o/`
• Mon, 18:59: o/` Look at me, I've got a fancy camera! The lens is heavy and it cost a lot! o/`
• Mon, 18:59: o/` Look at me in my nice yellow jacket! The color is a special order, it was hard to find! o/`
• Mon, 19:00: o/` Lazy harp seal has no camera! Not even a simple point-and-shoot. Foolishly he sits there smiling, even though he has no jacket. o/`
• Mon, 19:01: o/` See him there, goofing around! He does not behave proactively. Many girls, they seem to like him; I find the situation frustrating. o/`
• Mon, 19:01: o/` Lazy harp seal has no job! Lazy harp seal has no money! Lazy harp seal has no camera! Lazy harp seal has no jacket! o/`

• Mon, 19:46: Phone: *starts flash-flood-warning* Me: "GAH!" *jumps ten feet*
• Mon, 22:03: Three Good Things Today http://t.co/WFaZRIJ0lz
• Mon, 22:05: I meant to post this earlier. Ping @graveyardgreg and @LadyMoonglo. #Dasher #Buddha http://t.co/2IbyY6jEUT
• Tue, 10:59: I knew you were innocent, Edgeworth! Now quit saying "Whoooooooooop!" all over the place!