- Fri, 12:11: RT @TheLoverSpeaks: Together... they fight crime. http://t.co/u3xDYuwkVo
- Fri, 12:13: RT @StayPuft: Here's an actual photo of fans waiting for their new iPhone. http://t.co/7xWSRgpTP4
- Fri, 12:15: So @laurierobey and I just spent the morning carefully scouring the Shit Still To Be Done on [contract]. (1/2)
- Fri, 12:15: It's gonna be a long weekend, but at least we've got a plan now. I can work with that. (2/2)
- Fri, 12:17: But not a pie, alas! // RT @Inkblitzer: He's a clapping Soarin with a plan!
- Fri, 13:08: o/` They're horrifyingly delicious! o/` https://t.co/Dre4eNc1ud
- Fri, 13:11: RT @NewYorker: .@BorowitzReport: House Republicans Line Up for Free Annual Physicals Before Defunding Obamacare http://t.co/6L2Db9c9eT
- Fri, 13:15: RT @PuffChrissy: Malfunctioning Terminator buys Sarah Connor a dozen cats. Skynet assured victory.
- Fri, 13:18: RT @muskrat_john: Holy shit I draw cartoons for a living! I am a very lucky fellow.
- Fri, 13:32: "Cockroaches the size of polo ponies." "Panic in the strees!" "How'd you like disco to come back-- bigger than ever?" #GhostbustersFriday
- Fri, 13:47: Gaaah! // RT @UberFacts: Hello Kitty contact lenses! http://t.co/RfKKeejMFD
- Fri, 14:00: RT @guigar: Dammit, Apple. We used to laugh at Windows. You'd release an update. They'd release a weak-sauce clone... Why'd I just update t…
- Fri, 14:09: Worst thing about this "flat design" thing is the sameness of it all. I depend on the unique branding of each app to tell 'em apart.
- Fri, 14:10: RT @TheMarySue: Cosplayers Dress Up As Carpet, Carpet Designers Are Not Pleased http://t.co/Uky70N7Vue
- Fri, 14:23: Fairies Stole My Keys. http://t.co/w7G4P8WGYn
- Fri, 14:40: RT @nprmonkeysee: In other random news: Google Maps needs a new feature called "How should I go home if my reaction to New York Avenue is b…
- Fri, 15:18: Fan production? Oh yes. Still better #StarTrek than anything by Abrams. http://t.co/5E2aXlMbF4
- Fri, 15:51: BBZZzzzweeeeoooBWUBWUBWUB DEEEEoowowwowwww #RandomDubstepForNoGoodReason
- Fri, 19:33: Not gonna lie; between my mom's health, the house sitch, and the job's death throes, I'm very stressed right now.
- Fri, 22:06: FOR TWENTY YEARS I have been trying to identify the song used in those Cappio commercials. I finally have. http://t.co/bvL7VY9bx5
- Fri, 22:09: The commercial in question. I used to love this stuff, tho it gave me headaches. http://t.co/lUWa4MgMni These days it'd be light caffiene.
- Fri, 22:15: RT @TheTweetOfGod: Being wrong louder doesn't make you righter.
- Sat, 10:57: It so easy. Happy go lucky.
- Sat, 11:06: RT @Kyyanno: @the_gneech Yatta!!! Yatta!!! Yatta!!! \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
- Sat, 11:56: All of these worlds are not coffeecake, except Europa. Attempt no breakfast there. #OutOfCoffeeCake
- Sat, 11:56: RT @MarkWaid: My ride is here. http://t.co/D6sORGZUZT