the_gneech | My tweets

Wed, 12:05: Saddle Arabia is not a real country. #PonyScandal
Wed, 12:06: RT @CraveOnline: Grateful Fans Say Bon Voyage to Cinematic Titanic: http://t.co/JeqrmpZ1II @CinematicTitans @JoelGHodgson @JElvisWeinstein …
Wed, 12:07: RT @SeiferA: .@the_Gneech is creating pony scandals in attempt to hide the scandal that he’s actually retired anime mascot Kero-chan #Gneec…
Wed, 12:08: RT @overanalyzation: @the_gneech The Cloudsdale Weather Factory doesn't actually do anything, it just takes credit for naturally occurring …
Wed, 12:08: RT @salenstormwing: @the_gneech Soarin' is allergic to pie. Rainbow Dash didn't set any academy records. #PonyScandal.
Wed, 12:08: RT @CrossbowROoF: @the_gneech Of course not. It's a sub-continent. The ambassadors were really from Bareins.
Wed, 12:08: RT @itsdapoleece: @the_gneech @SeiferA candid photo for proof found http://t.co/4kttlBwWTK
Wed, 12:13: There is actually a pony named "Clip Clop." #PonyScandal
Wed, 12:15: The Mysterious Mare-Do-Well is actually kind of a jerk. #PonyScandal
Wed, 12:17: Jeff Letrotski doesn't actually abide. #PonyScandal

Wed, 12:26: RT @SBStepDad: Discord has to meticulously plan out his day before his 9:05 am cup of coffee or he has serious panic attacks. #PonyScandal
Wed, 12:26: RT @SBStepDad: Gilda is the only griffin who doesn't bake or speak with a bad French accent. #PonyScandal
Wed, 12:27: RT @Skyliting: @the_gneech #PonyScandal Gabby gums is at it again!
Wed, 12:28: RT @BoingBoing: Music video: "Love Song for Internet Trolls," great answer to lazy, spiteful, violent, mean commenters. http://t.co/MimPOm…
Wed, 12:33: The Doubleclicks: Love Song for An Internet Troll http://t.co/msR5r4GHzo
Wed, 12:48: Dasher is having an OH MY GOD SHUT UP YOU %^&**! CAT!!! day. -.-
Wed, 12:48: Never get a siamese. Or a cat with any siamese in it. Just don't.
Wed, 12:50: To those wondering, I would never do anything mean to any cat. But Dasher can really walk up and down my spine sometimes.
Wed, 12:51: Dear Dasher: If I wanted a pet that would constantly whine, tear open trash cans, and pee all over, I'd have a dog.
Wed, 13:02: For those wondering, "Why did you adopt a siamese?" it was to save his life. And also, we were told he was a himalayan. :P

Wed, 13:03: He's FIV+ and was days away from being put down by the shelter. They'd already put off doing that multiple times and couldn't wait.
Wed, 13:04: And he can be a very sweet, delightful cat. But he's definitely a problem child.
Wed, 13:05: We'd already agreed to take him when we first saw him and @laurierobey and I were both like "Uh... he's not a himalayan."
Wed, 13:16: I should set up a webcam to see if Dasher whines all day on his own, or just when I'm here to annoy me. :P
Wed, 13:17: RT @lupinia: Coworker: "I've been told to add blink-tag functionality to this page, any ideas?" Me: GYAAAA!!!! *screams in terror & jum…
Wed, 13:41: RT @GeekTyrant: Full Silly Trailer for BIG ASS SPIDER http://t.co/Y4g8Jqgnj8 via @GeekTyrant
Wed, 14:33: RT @scalzi: Now to take a shower, or as I like to call it, a Filthibuster.
Wed, 14:38: Guy is trying to tell me soc. media shouldn't do anything re: harassment because "the post office can't do anything about threatening mail."
Wed, 14:39: 1) You don't think so? Try it and find out, pal. 2) Even if it was true, it would be irrelevant. 3) This is a GOOD thing?
Wed, 15:04: RT @DrBlinkShrink: Super Sighing is an effective and annoying super power, Sad Man.

Wed, 15:12: RT @DalekThay: IN the TARDIS, the DARK BLUE TARDIS, the DOCTOR SLEEPS TONIGHT! (Exterminate-exterminate-exterminate-exterminate)...
Wed, 15:23: Champagne For One http://t.co/x1cQguhd1p
Wed, 16:02: RT @DuvalMagic: PS3: 5T53T-35HK9-3XR5T-Z3WBT-TCW5S WinPC/Mac: 5353T-SRH9F-96W53-3TBTB-FXHF9 X360: 5TK3B-XHKHF-ZSJKR-CF3JB-5TTZT
Wed, 16:35: Dammit world, stop calling trilbies fedoras. The two are different hats and mean very different things!
Wed, 17:18: Fedora: https://t.co/AVN2Rc1KU7 Trilby: http://t.co/IbYL9RUl7p
Wed, 17:19: For completeness: porkpie. http://t.co/lghrZMkd60
Wed, 17:22: Fedora: professional hat. Trilby: once upper-class twits, now hip-hop dudebros. Porkpie: jazz musicians.
Wed, 17:26: I admit, I'm prejudiced against trilbies. In my opinion, fedoras are classy; trilbies are poseur. Even James Bond looks bad in them.
Wed, 17:29: Even I'm not so much of a purist in this lax modern age that I say hats should always be removed indoors. Buuuut...
Wed, 17:29: Having a hat on your head was once an indicator that you weren't staying, or just leaving. Or a woman.

Wed, 17:30: Or that you were working outside and needed protection from the sun.
Wed, 17:31: Mind you, there are lots of subtleties to hat ettiquette that can't really be described in 140 chars. :)
Wed, 17:31: And rules of ettiquette only work if the majority of people know what they are and try to follow them. :)
Wed, 17:32: Ettiquette is a great thing when used as intended: it's the grease that lubricates the gears of society, some wise person once said.
Wed, 17:33: Ettiquette enables people to get on with their day without punching each other. It's not about which fork goes on the left.
Wed, 17:34: Most people object to having it squirted all over them. // RT @overanalyzation: I prefer WD-40.
Wed, 17:35: No, that goes in the toolshed. // RT @ccagraveheart: The pitchfork, right? :P
Wed, 17:39: So I'm told... //RT @jakebe: Not to rain on your parade, but fedoras are also associated with misogynist 'misandry crusader' Reddit types.
Wed, 17:40: And frankly that pisses me off. It is my intention to reclaim the fedora.
Wed, 17:40: And I haven't actually seen these guys-- I suspect they may actually be wearing trilbies.

Wed, 17:47: I'm no Rarity, but I dabble in men's fashion. ;)/RT @Inkblitzer: Wow, I didn't know Gneech knew so much about hats! You're the hat man, man!
Wed, 18:31: They're great if you can pull them off. // RT @Iron_Fox: what's your stance on derbys ?
Wed, 18:33: RT @lasrina: So lemme get this straight, Ted Cruz talked for 21 hours FOR NO REASON and nobody told him to go make them a sandwich?
Wed, 19:00: RT @saladinahmed: "Sometimes I think infinity can fit in a dump truck." -- My son, 3-year-old Beat poet
Wed, 21:04: The phrase "abra viagra" just went through my head. I don't know why. But now it's in your head instead.
Wed, 21:33: RT @DainUnicorn: @the_gneech 🎶 abra-abra-Viagra…. It’ll rise up and jab ya! 🎶
Wed, 21:41: So @neilhimself, @mcahogarth, @scalzi, @jimchines, @seananmcguire, @wilw, @saladinahmed, et al, I'm going pro next week. Wish me luck. ;)
Wed, 21:42: And to everyone, good night, and have an awesome tomorrow. :)
Thu, 07:38: RT @MartiBWBear: Oowww... :D RT: @pardel Only developers will get this ☻ #feature http://t.co/v1atBMLDoF
Thu, 09:04: Work on your art. Or Batman will punch you. http://t.co/XHOfRoH3xC

Thu, 09:34: This isn't a game! http://t.co/UB4gLp10zD #Obscure #ReallyObscure #ImTheOnlyOneWhoGetsIt
Thu, 09:36: RT @GailSimone: Just for fun, I went back in time and threw a toaster oven threw Bruce Wayne's window and now his fighting technique is bro…
Thu, 09:36: RT @aquelajames: Baba Gaga's Hut! #overheardatchoirpractice #bornthisway
Thu, 10:05: RT @thinkgeek: Today in Geek History: A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist... Knight Rider premiered in 19…
Thu, 10:35: Totally unrelated to everything, Patrick Warburton would have crushed as Himey. Too bad Get Smart didn't get a sequel.
Thu, 10:48: RT @cracked: How about you stop breaking shit for a change? 5 Changing Perspectives That Show You've Become An Adult - http://t.co/8TXz4Ib…
Thu, 11:23: Art Commissions to Open Monday!: http://t.co/jA7iCEICyS
Thu, 11:23: Art Commissions to Open Monday! http://t.co/qv6IpFF1Pm
Thu, 11:40: RT @ducttape: Opt In To Your Work @mitchjoel http://t.co/Ln8ApozBAa
Thu, 11:42: *floppy-scarecrow-dances all over your feed* http://t.co/grL7YsRQE8