A Goofy Joke
Jan. 23rd, 2003 03:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
the_gneechLate one night in the Washington D.C. a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.
"Give me your money," he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this - I'm a US Congressman!"
"In that case," replied the robber, "give me MY money!"
-The Gneech
"Give me your money," he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this - I'm a US Congressman!"
"In that case," replied the robber, "give me MY money!"
-The Gneech
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Date: 2003-01-23 12:43 pm (UTC)A mugger ambushes a lobbyist and says, "Give me all your money or I'll blow your brains out!"
The lobbyist doesn't act, but just stands there looking at the mugger. The mugger gets angry and says, "HEY! I SAID, 'Give me all your...'"
The lobbyist replies, "I'm thinking it over - you can live in this town without brains, but not without money!"
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Date: 2003-01-23 07:12 pm (UTC)*GROAN!!!*
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Date: 2003-01-24 07:32 am (UTC)