What the Hell, Dishes?

[the_gneech]

There are two of us in this house. I run the dishwasher daily, and yet it is ALWAYS FULL.

We had steaks Friday night. We went out to dinner last night. WHY WERE THERE SIX STEAK KNIVES IN THE SINK?

As far as I can tell, there are strange, kitchen-using aliens sneaking into our house and dirtying all our dishes at night.

I'm thinking of hiring security guards.

-The Gneech

Comments

I've been eating celery

[laurie-robey.livejournal.com]

And we do have 3 cats.

[exatron.livejournal.com]

Did you remember to spay and neuter your dishes and utensils?

[kylet.livejournal.com]

Seriously?? We usually run it about every three days. I can't fathom my water bill if I ran it every day.

Mmm...security guards. Wait, what, did you say something? XD

[lilfluff.livejournal.com]

Oh. Did I forget to mention I'd be teleporting over to borrow the dishwasher?

Can you make sure you hire guards who are good for bouncing plot ideas off?

[smrgol-t-kirin.livejournal.com]

It's the cats.

[mooncat.livejournal.com]

Cutlery Gnomes? Set traps for them with spoons? :)

[c-eagle.livejournal.com]

That does sound rather odd! I usually wash dishes Immediately since I really dread touching the caked on greasy ecch if they are left to sit any amount of time at all, not to mention being more difficult to clean the longer they congeal, too....

[lady-anne.livejournal.com]

Hire guards - have them steak-out the kitchen.

I almost never post or comment but I'm becoming a talented lurk-er. Consider yourself lurked.

Think of you frequently - Hi to your lady and our mutual friends - things pretty much the same as always here. Be good - Anne