My tweets

Jun. 1st, 2014 12:00 pm
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  • Sun, 00:42: "I think Strawberry Shortcake should snap people's necks, am I right?" WHAT. NO!
  • Sun, 00:44: “You know that cat saliva makes a great laxative, right?” WHAT. NO!
  • Sun, 00:45: “Do you ever like to press a hot matchstick to your skin?” WHAT. NO!
  • Sun, 00:48: “Do you want to see a picture of Crow T. Robot having sex with Suzanne Plechette?” WHAT. NO!
  • Sun, 00:52: Note that these are not precise examples, just indicative of the character of what I’m talking about.
  • Sun, 00:57: In other news there are a lot of late-night fast-food runs in my Twitter feed tonight.
  • Sun, 00:58: …which honestly, I could have used myself, but a bowl of cereal was good enough.
  • Sun, 00:59: I’m going to go to bed before somebody asks me if it wouldn’t be cool if Superman’s baby clawed his way out of Wonder Woman, killing her. :P
  • Sun, 01:00: Gnite world, and have an awesome, not-at-all-brain-hurty tomorrow.
  • Sun, 11:03: o/` Everybody else has had more texts than me… o/`
  • Sun, 11:07: Amplitude! Lucubratist! Defenestration! //RT @Inkblitzer: But you've got more words than everyone else.

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