the_gneech | My tweets

Tue, 12:01: RT @SaraJBenincasa: Some lady got offended that a park ranger did a happy dance on the job SO SHE GOT HIM FIRED http://t.co/cjyH67WQQy
Tue, 12:44: RT @Marketplace: The beach ball atop the Fort Walton Beach Holiday Inn Resort is not what it seems: http://t.co/APy4HAgIR4
Tue, 13:27: Another page done! …which means I can finally have lunch. Rawr. *chomp*
Tue, 13:28: RT @StephenAtHome: Sting says he isn't leaving any of his money to his children. Even worse, he's not even leaving them a last name.
Tue, 13:49: RT @PicardTips: Picard entrepreneur tip: Your enterprise's first year might be disappointing, but things are likely to work better by year …
Tue, 13:55: Logic. Or something like it. http://t.co/O1LsT2dLLC
Tue, 13:57: Sassafras: That thing you never do to a 500-lb. fras.
Tue, 14:03: I misread “World of Warcraft” as “World of Lovecraft” and now I want to play that.
Tue, 14:07: Zing! //RT @bengoodridge: I've played it but the raid bosses will drive you crazy
Tue, 14:08: “These specs are all gibberish!” //RT @exatron: I heard someone tried to make that, but the development team went mad.

Tue, 14:12: DPS = “dementia per second” //RT @DMDash71: @bengoodridge I can't find the taxi to R'lyeh.
Tue, 14:18: There are new MMOs, and Old Ones. //RT @bengoodridge: @DMDash71 "Pandare'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh worge'nagl fh'tauren"
Tue, 14:19: The Necronomiconsulting Fee //RT @exatron: Which isn't really different from developing other software.
Tue, 14:19: RT @malki: the masters of the universe must have had one heck of an administrative staff to run the whole univ- *instantly given a show on …
Tue, 14:20: RT @SubjectPlusVerb: Chuck Jones draws Bugs Bunny. Oh this is so delightful. http://t.co/O5gun49HIT #illustration via @mental_floss
Tue, 14:30: So, I just watched this. And I have no idea what the heck it is. O.o https://t.co/yN7tejk5sT
Tue, 15:01: This is not Dover (Charity’s dad)… but it could be. https://t.co/RA9uRiFG49
Tue, 15:47: *is bursting with fruit flavor*
Tue, 15:49: RT @therejectionist: Admittedly curious as to the backstory of the dude behind me shouting "that man is NOT a vampire" into his cell phone
Tue, 15:56: Um, Pinkie, “cannon” has to n’s. With one “n” you’ve got a literary term. #proofreadingRP

Tue, 16:25: RT @mlp_Rarity: *tacks a sign up in various places in Ponyville: "Lost: Extremely transparent fabric. Please return to owner if found."* (c)
Tue, 16:25: RT @mlp_Rarity: *"P.S.: Rarity will know if you are trying to give her air."*
Tue, 16:27: We’re up all night to get Lucky, and his frosted oat cereal, Lucky Charms!
Tue, 16:28: Reposting for @Inkblitzer since Twitter’s being wonky about DMing links again. http://t.co/CtKr4EkBh4
Tue, 16:33: Date Night with @laurierobey tonight! Dinner out, then we’re finally gonna watch “The Lost Skeleton Returns Again."
Tue, 16:33: My wife is a huge geek. <3
Tue, 16:34: Catcha later tweeps! Have fun and don’t burn down the internet while I’m gone. :)
Tue, 21:16: Well that was fun. “Lost Skeleton Returns Again” is a very silly movie. XD I didn’t expect jalapeños in my spinach ravioli tho. #datenite
Tue, 21:48: RT @Marketplace: Ever wondered why advertisers focus on the 18-to-34 year-old male demographic? http://t.co/tlWsMWHl1w
Tue, 21:51: First mention I ever received from an account: “You’d better not block me.” WELL THAT CONVINCED ME!

Tue, 21:54: “Your cooperation in non-blockage of this account is appreciated.”/RT @DatBirdbrain: should they have said 'you better not block me please'?
Tue, 22:17: hi @inkblitzer u are my favorite follow me
Tue, 22:19: I’m always baffled by mentions along the lines of “Geeze, why do you talk so much?” Can you hear me over the sound of your unfollow button?
Tue, 22:52: Chatty #TwitterPonies are best #TwitterPonies.
Tue, 22:53: .@mlp_Mannus, the Hand of Fate
Tue, 23:03: RT @staypuft: The truth is: I have NO idea why I'm dressed like a sailor.
Tue, 23:08: I feel for the people who don’t know how to get noticed in a good way; I was socially stunted myself, once. (1/2)
Tue, 23:09: But I do need to be able to just have fun with my friends sometimes without being Mr. Social Counselor all the time. (2/2)
Tue, 23:38: Happy Gneech is happy. :) He is also going to bed.
Tue, 23:39: Gnite world, and have an awesome tomorrow. Hug a friend for me! ^.^

Tue, 23:53: RT @StephenAtHome: Tried to tweet earlier about my new, side-effect-free sleep aid, but unfortunately my thumbs were snakes.
Wed, 08:00: RT @tordotcom: The newest bounty of Jango Fett's is...not so impressive. http://t.co/m4pdM3HYlQ
Wed, 08:16: RT @TheRock: Greatness is never achieved alone. #TeamEffort #B2A RT: @machinegunv: This is #truth @TheRock http://t.co/tsm6qHxYP9
Wed, 08:17: Gotta love @TheRock. :)
Wed, 09:32: Wednesday! Hump Day! http://t.co/yuT2W6oxPj
Wed, 10:32: I seem to be out of tuna fish. This makes me sad.
Wed, 10:35: What are you harping on about? //RT @SeiferA: at least you can still tuna piano
Wed, 10:40: RT @d20monkey: Eberron edition of Ticket to Ride with lightning rails. Get on that internet.
Wed, 10:49: All right, time to get awesome. *gets awesome*
Wed, 10:50: Nope, it’s a skill I learned over time! ;) //RT @ElliJCntryDiva: weren't you born that way?

Wed, 11:17: Dear @longandfoster: Your agents are the worst about annoying, aggressive, and obnoxious sales tactics. :(
Wed, 11:24: If all this business with my house has taught me anything, it’s to never willingly do business with @longandfoster.
Wed, 11:38: It is my considered opinion that @mlp_Plotline needs a gadget-happy nephew named Plot Device.
Wed, 11:46: Dancing around to @pandora_radio while my lunch cooks… spot neighbor’s cat looking in the window like “What are you doing, fool?"
Wed, 11:52: This “Smart Ones Fish and Chips” is not exactly Long John Silvers, but it’s better than I was afraid of.

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