the_gneech | My tweets

Thu, 12:04: And now, ten minutes of wake-surfing footage, interrupted by gratuitous ogling. #BikiniBeach
Thu, 12:05: Whoa, dude, shake that moneymaker! Was it legal for guys to have booty in 1964? #BikiniBeach
Thu, 12:07: Hmm. You had top billing in the credits, I assume you’re the important people on this beach? #BikiniBeach
Thu, 12:08: Amazing! A guy in a gorilla suit can surf! #BikiniBeach
Thu, 12:14: What’s w/ Austin Powers in a pith helmet? Dick Van Dyke’s cockney was more convincing British. #BikiniBeach
Thu, 12:15: Are they trying to spoof the British Invasion? Or just hopped up on goofballs? #BikiniBeach
Thu, 12:16: Different DeeDee, alas! //RT @exatron: DEEDEE, GET OUT OF MY LABORATORY!
Thu, 12:18: Erm… huh. //RT @exatron: Does it have to be an either/or?
Thu, 12:18: “Why resign yourself to being a poor widow? How would you like to be a rich one?” #BikiniBeach
Thu, 12:21: Enter Don Rickles. Finally, somebody funny! Um. #BikiniBeach

Thu, 12:21: Why does he have a talking falcon? #BikiniBeach
Thu, 12:26: Looks like Morey Amsterdam bowed out as “eccentric bar owner”. That’s okay, Don Rickles works. #BikiniBeach
Thu, 12:28: Whoops, here comes “famous old actor hidden identity cameo” time! I’m going to make an educated guess of “Buster Keaton.” #BikiniBeach
Thu, 12:30: “Big Drag is for the ages! Art historians will look at my work and say ‘Look at this! It’s a real Drag.’” Now THAT’S comedy! #BikiniBeach
Thu, 12:35: And much to the pleasure of nobody, Harvey Lembeck returns as Erik von Zipper. Yay. #BikiniBeach
Thu, 12:40: “The boss gave himself the finger again!” If only. #BikiniBeach
Thu, 12:41: And here comes Austin Powers, driving a Hot Wheels car! #BikiniBeach
Thu, 12:47: Hahaha! The monkey won the drag race! Hahaha! Shoot me. -.- #BikiniBeach
Thu, 12:50: Big Drag was Jack Fanny. von Zipper references Beach Party. They’re acting like there’s continuity. Whut. #BikiniBeach
Thu, 13:01: “A rude bugger, he is!” Austin Powers’ best line yet. :D #BikiniBeach

Thu, 13:04: Aw, crap, Frankie and Annette are gonna sing again! XP #BikiniBeach
Thu, 13:15: The old guy’s gettin’ it on! …Yay? #BikiniBeach
Thu, 13:17: Annette sure blows hot and cold. #BikiniBeach
Thu, 13:21: There’s a lot of loose plot threads flying around at the end here, so wear eye protection. #BikiniBeach
Thu, 13:25: “Don’t worry DeeDee, it’ll all be over in a few seconds.” Like she hasn’t heard THAT before! #BikiniBeach
Thu, 13:28: Everybody grab a Hot Wheels car! It’s time for the big finish! Yay. #BikiniBeach
Thu, 13:32: “In England we’d call this a spot of the old nasty.” “In France we’d call it an election.” New best line of the movie. :D #BikiniBeach
Thu, 13:34: Keenan Wynn is kicking ass! …which is something I never thought I’d say. #BikiniBeach
Thu, 13:38: Art Dealer Mystery Cameo turns out to be Boris Karloff, not Buster Keaton. Bonus line, “I must tell Vincent Price about this!” #BikiniBeach
Thu, 13:38: New new best line. :D #BikiniBeach

Thu, 13:41: And we end with another song by “Little Stevie Wonder”. Could be worse. :) #BikiniBeach
Thu, 13:45: Alas, except for a few small flashes, this one didn’t have the quirky charm of the first two. Just corn. #BikiniBeach
Thu, 13:45: I can only assume the series is going to take a precipitous downward plummet from here. #BikiniBeach
Thu, 13:47: The good news is there’s less Frankie and Annette. The bad news is there’s less of the good stuff, too. #BikiniBeach
Thu, 13:53: I keep imagining a modern reboot of these movies. Say, a pair of hipsters trying to open a bar and a retired football player as the heavy.
Thu, 13:53: ...
Thu, 13:53: …Actually, I might just write that.
Thu, 13:55: BRB, moving to Santa Monica.
Thu, 13:56: RT @boymonster: Spider-Gran Spider-Gran Octogenerian Spider-Gran Bakes a cake Any size Secret ingredient's Lots of flies Stay warm Says eld…
Thu, 14:43: RT @ScienceAllDay: YOU GUYS C6H1206 GLUCOSE IT'S A SUGAR CUBE. http://t.co/e14UUNSCQd

Thu, 14:44: RT @Molly23: Guys. What if they've actually been yelling "Freberg"? What if they just REALLY want to hear "I'm Getting Nuttin' for Christ…
Thu, 14:49: I suppose I should do some actual work today, huh? *fires up Manga Studio*
Thu, 14:58: o/` See that boy all dressed in green? I-ko I-ko un-day! He’s not a boy he’s a love machine! I-ko I-ko un-day! o/`
Thu, 14:59: RT @balsamicvinager: http://t.co/uGcMGG2edi
Thu, 15:01: I have no idea but I don’t like the sound of it. //RT @TDot_Babs: What the hell is "underwear fursuiting"?
Thu, 15:05: Hmm. I wonder if there’s a steampunk society in NoVA.
Thu, 15:29: J. Jonah Jameson has a message for you, internet. http://t.co/MXDCEigzEO
Thu, 15:36: I bet @laurierobey knows! //RT @mental_floss: 36 Things You Might Not Know About Cats — http://t.co/eQUKKh03Oo http://t.co/xmC6QkReBB
Thu, 15:46: Totes mareseydotes! //RT @indigo__: totes sixty fourth notes.
Thu, 15:50: Unfortunately, “totes littlelamseydivey” doesn’t rhyme. //RT @coracrophopper: Totes dozeydotes.

Thu, 16:02: RT @Will_Overgard: Life goal: open up a haunted bakery. I'll call it "Bread By Dawn". @GroovyBruce could open it. Nothing bad would happen.
Thu, 17:36: In October I will be 45. Not quite 111, perhaps, but I’m thinking it still may warrant a party.
Thu, 17:42: “Defiantly!” You make it sound so spunky. //RT @NoSoKungFuPanda: You're right Gneech, 45 defiantly isn't 111. #mathskillz
Thu, 17:48: 22 Easy Liftestyle Changes That’ll Make You Feel Instantly Better http://t.co/aS2chnmKHS I have tried some of these with success.
Thu, 19:49: RT @wonderella: the new batmobile is so badass http://t.co/J6F5drgpDI
Thu, 21:17: #InkyGirl <3's her uncle #Buddha http://t.co/zlXozgZEqv
Thu, 21:26: Fallin’ asleep in my chair. Think bed would be better. Gnite world, and have an awesome tomorrow. :)
Fri, 08:02: RT @jessie_pup: I'm sick of saving the world: The case for smaller-scale stories http://t.co/I8RG4RjNB7
Fri, 08:03: *hugs @foalpapers* #HugsForFoalpapers
Fri, 08:11: And people give women grief for obsessing over shoes. http://t.co/TEV4x8KH3z

Fri, 08:14: A $3000 coat? Seriously? Even for the most obsessive and entirely-too-wealthy fashionista, that’s just nuts.
Fri, 08:30: Madonna is professionally ridiculous. I can’t address what she does. //RT @Bailiff_T: Madonna and her 10,000 Pound Sterling handbag. >.>
Fri, 08:31: Nope, it’s just a wool peacoat. //RT @TyrenTiger: Is it the self drying one from BTTF2? I could see that for a self drying coat.
Fri, 09:28: o/` The single most wonderful thing about Gneeches is I’m the only one! o/` //RT @BirdCatOOC: we need more @the_gneech's
Fri, 09:44: RT @finslippy: I Fought The Law, But The Law Was in Liam Neeson's Hands, Which Were Rough as a Longshoreman's Yet Surprisingly Tender
Fri, 09:53: How Do People Get Anything Done? -.- http://t.co/4k6nQuBrqy
Fri, 10:05: RT @DogeTheDog: Wow So friday Very happy Such finally Much yes Many excite Time4weekend
Fri, 10:40: RT @AdamBertocci: Just hacked into a bunch of celebrities' iWatches and leaked to Reddit what time it is in LA
Fri, 11:33: I’ve heard it said that “Sweat is fat crying.” If so, my fat must be bawling its eyes out right now. #buckets #DailyBurn
Fri, 11:42: In other news, I object to this strange notion that “down dog” is a cooldown move.