My tweets

[the_gneech]

• Thu, 12:02: RT @JoelGHodgson: The @MST3K Turkey Day ’15 begins in 5…4…3….2… Join me right now at https://t.co/1gP5BG1gTj #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 12:08: WE ARE FABIO! #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 12:09: Don’t laugh! We’re Fabio! #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 12:13: As a native Virginian, it’s a point of state pride that here is where Fabio took a seagull to the face. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 12:14: I worry about a superhero named Kevin who drives a Camaro. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 12:15: RT @AlamoDC: Creating beautiful film friendships for 73 years: the incomparable CASABLANCA debuted on this day in 1942! https://t.co/E9lREz…
• Thu, 12:15: Cabot #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 12:16: Cabot Cabot Cabot Cabot #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 12:16: Um… Cabot? #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 12:17: Hey Caboooooot! #CabbotAndCostello #BringBackMST3K

• Thu, 12:19: Meanwhile, Obi-Wan fondles cherry Jell-O. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 12:21: In case you forgot, Cy Roth. I mean Cabot. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 12:22: RT @MrMikeGlennon: This talk of Cabot is really making me hungry for Vermont cheddar. #BringBackMST3K #TurkeyDayMarathon
• Thu, 12:23: Ca*buffer* #YouTube #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 12:26: Ah, to be 12 years old, repressed, and think this was cool fantasy. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 12:27: RT @ShakespeareNerd: Watching the #BringBackMST3K Turkey Day marathon in a Starbucks in London. Nostalgic and kind of weird all at once.
• Thu, 12:28: Wow, that’s naughty! #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 12:29: Pretty Sailor @michaeljnelson! #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 12:31: RT @willblanchard: Having some technical difficulties..going to have to sit out on Outlaw and instead live tweet the 1851 classic Moby-Dick…
• Thu, 12:32: Y’know… Outlaw is a really bad movie. #BringBackMST3K

• Thu, 12:34: Denial. https://t.co/7U28X7dwuJ
• Thu, 12:35: Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me? #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 12:36: Now take this out to table seven! #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 12:37: And now to poison Kenny Rogers! #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 12:38: Oompa, loompa, doompity doo! #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 12:40: Easygoing justice of the ooooold west. Oh, wrong movie. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 12:41: RT @BloodyMarquis: On his deathbed, George RR Martin will admit Tyrion Lannister was inspired by a drunk watch of Outlaw of Gor. #BringBack…
• Thu, 12:43: Of all the characters to get murdered, why wasn’t Watney one of them? #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 12:44: I got rid of a whiny sidekick! Now to take on… a whiny sidekick. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 12:47: The Toobular Boobular song! :D #BringBackMST3K

• Thu, 12:49: Um, you tweeps know there’s a marathon going on, right? The hashtag is how we’re joining the party.
• Thu, 12:50: I find this scene… strangely compelling. O.o #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 12:52: So… what was the electronic fart noise about, anyway? #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 12:54: This is a massive slaving operation! Wandering into the desert to round up six people. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 12:56: Those toilet seats are really effective at keeping the slaves restrained. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 12:58: I want some driftwood for Thanksgiving. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 12:59: There’s plenty in this movie! (Joke c/o @multiclass_geek) https://t.co/U52JmoTgTg
• Thu, 13:01: “He’s dressed like a Selectric typing ball!” #BringBackMST3K #WriterJokes
• Thu, 13:02: I’m fighting slavery and oppression! Or at least, in the case of this one woman. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 13:05: You can tell this movie was written by a 13-year-old boy, can’t you? #BringBackMST3K

• Thu, 13:11: Sister Mary Jack Palance! #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 13:14: “Day Three: Missed call.” #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 13:14: “Day Eight: Missed call.” #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 13:17: “I don’t deal with butt-chairs?” #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 13:19: RT @surrealatx: "What have you done to the prisoner?" "We canceled it, too obscure." @MST3K #MST3KTurkeyDay #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 13:20: Disgusting! Woooooooorm! #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 13:21: Okay, time to head to the sister’s place for Turksgiving. :d You get a break from the hashtag for a bit!
• Thu, 19:04: Okay, there’s some serious European-ness coming up here! #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 19:06: RT @toronto_gal80: Cool insights from @JoelGHodgson on why he enlisted @feliciaday to #BringBackMST3K https://t.co/yNldhvEAaD https://t.co/…
• Thu, 19:07: Nine pasty white guys get into an elevator. That’s note the setup for a joke, it’s just the plot of the movie. #BringBackMST3K

• Thu, 19:09: Ribbit. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 19:10: All the greatest minds in the world are these seven guys, one of whom is actually a villain. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 19:11: Death ray. Not laser. Death. Ray. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 19:12: That’s a slur against emergency alarms! #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 19:13: If it’s such an awesome death ray, why is he using a machine gun on the police cars? #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 19:14: Crow’s just giggling, it’s that bad. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 19:15: “Dinner with the President…” -Woody Allen #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 19:16: Danger! Buffalo shots! #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 19:18: Bart Fargo! No relation to Blast Hardcheese. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 19:19: Oh boo. #BringBackMST3K

• Thu, 19:20: Thank you, Agent McExposition. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 19:21: No farting this time? O.o #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 19:21: I love Servo’s death ray. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 19:22: Remember to watch the Poopie Tape for the extended version of Crow burning alive. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 19:23: “That means we can’t boink.” #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 19:27: o/` Watermelon Maaaaaan! o/` #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 19:27: Hiding behind an open-barred gate would be more effective without that sky blue turtleneck. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 19:28: RT @maxwires: There aren't many films that play a jaunty bossa nova right after a violent murder... #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 19:29: Sinister Super-Agent Frank. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 19:30: Murdering the radio is foreshadowing the violent massacre of security cameras in the third act. #BringBackMST3K

• Thu, 19:32: Abe Lincoln is Time Cop! #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 19:33: RT @multiclass_geek: *Ding* #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 19:35: Jerry Reed in a surprise cameo as the ineffective guy! #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 19:35: o/` Pretty Mary Sunlight! She’s all right with BLAMMO BLAMMO BLAMMO #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 19:37: Bars! Prevent gunshots and provide cover when hiding! #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 19:38: RT @multiclass_geek: I use “Can the prune juice and death-ray something!” all the time! #BringBackMST3K https://t.co/BKssCgCsWI
• Thu, 19:39: Servo, you could have at least invited Gypsy and Cambot. Or Dr F. and Frank… #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 19:41: A stranger hops in and thugs bangs the door open, and she takes her clothes off. Because that’s a thing that makes sense. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 19:42: Bart’s gonna be standing there naked to drive him off, right? #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 19:45: X1, X3, X9, and Frank. #BringBackMST3K

• Thu, 19:46: Rex Dart, Eskimo Spy! #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 19:47: Somewhere a little boy is going to be very upset! #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 19:48: I have no idea who you are, so let me press your clothes. Because that’s a thing that makes sense, too. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 19:50: And now, Jerry Reed’s butt! Have we missed anyone? #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 19:54: RT @evanwaters: We laugh but has anyone done an empirical study of stranding people in space and sending them bad movies? #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 19:55: Tom Servo. Finally representation of the bisexual robot. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 19:57: Bart Fargo’s little pants make me very uncomfortable. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 19:59: BarJerry. I ship it. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 20:04: Danger! Talky scenes! #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 20:07: That slow take Tom makes to the camera. #BringBackMST3K

• Thu, 20:08: Danger! Buffering! #YouTube #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 20:09: Eh… ribbit. I guess. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 20:12: Danger! Window unit air conditioning! #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 20:13: Is this taking place in the Barbie Dream Mansion, or what? #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 20:14: Thugbutt. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 20:16: We missed Ribbit’s big death scene! #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 20:18: Honestly… I wonder how Ribbit bought it, now. I mean, he’s the Odd Job of this movie. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 20:19: RT @athodyd: did Bart Fargo just find a big pile of spare ammunition on the floor? #MST3KTurkeyDay #BringBackMST3K video game logic
• Thu, 20:20: Suddenly Clint Eastwood shows up and harangues that shot. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 20:22: This is kinda like the end of Key Largo. Except it sucks. And isn’t on a boat. #BringBackMST3K

• Thu, 20:23: RT @legendaryjoeb: You'd think exploding wall guns would be more of a fire hazard. #BringBackMST3K #MST3KTurkeyDay15
• Thu, 20:25: Villain’s plan: Use ineffective slow gun & turn away from threat at critical time. Why they didn’t call in Neil Connery. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 20:28: Bart Fargo will return in YOUR NIGHTMARES. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 20:33: Rifftrax? How did THOSE guys get in here??? #BringBackMST3K (Just kidding! You guys are cool too!)
• Thu, 20:36: RT @MST3K: For Dessert: SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS! Although he really doesn't "conquer" anything, huh? https://t.co/84YdYvbmVC #Bri…
• Thu, 20:37: Turn down your lights. (Where applicable.) #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 20:38: Okay, Droppo. Drop ‘em. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 20:39: I wanna decide who lives and who dies! #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 20:41: The Wish-Squisher is the mads’ evilest invention ever! #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 20:44: S-A-N-T-A C-L-A-U-S! Hooray for Santy Claws! #BringBackMST3K

• Thu, 20:46: I’m pretty sure this guy is a villain from the 1966 Batman series. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 20:47: What’s in the pipe, Santa? #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 20:48: RT @kjbleu: Riffing the riffers! #BringBackMST3K https://t.co/GwMMqOl0Rl
• Thu, 20:49: Meanwhile, at Oscar Wilde’s house… #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 20:51: So, Martians were basically baby boomers. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 20:52: Times got hard for Gandalf after the end of the war. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 20:53: Gotta give Gandalf credit, he’s giving his all for such a stupid movie. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 20:55: Evil Porn Stache Martian! #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 20:56: A little green light and that could be the klingon ship bridge. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 20:58: “Does that make you horny?” “Not now, Austin!” #BringBackMST3K

• Thu, 21:00: Truman Capote? #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 21:00: It’s time to have a Patrick Swayze Christmas! #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 21:01: Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in… #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 21:03: It’s the Swayziest! #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 21:03: Save a leg for me! #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 21:04: They didn’t even bother to change what was visible in the window. -.- #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 21:06: Don’t be afraid! We just have a gun trained on your head. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 21:06: RT @NitrateDiva: They're exhausted from all of the duck-and-covering they had to practice at school. #MST3KTurkeyDay #BringBackMST3K https:…
• Thu, 21:07: Cue the music from Starfighters. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 21:10: Stop harshing my mellow, Evil Porn Stache Martian! #BringBackMST3K

• Thu, 21:12: The whole US Space Force! …One guy, named Nigel. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 21:13: Saaaaayyyy… oh. Well, still. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 21:15: What temperature is it inside a tauntaun? Lukewarm. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 21:18: I’m pretty sure that’s recycled from the Troughton era of Doctor Who. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 21:21: The Christmas That Totally Rocked #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 21:24: So, being described as well made turns every robot into a toy? #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 21:26: Far Out Space Nuts riff. Deep cut. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 21:29: I’m not sure what’s in those pills, but I don’t think it’s chocolate ice cream. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 21:32: Maniacal laaaaaugh. Maniacal laaaaaaugh. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 21:33: Fortunately, they’ve got a straight white male with them to be the hero. #BringBackMST3K

• Thu, 21:40: Heh… heh…? #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 21:42: “Soon?” Whattya mean “Soon???” #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 21:45: That Santa is one weird mammajamma. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 21:49: SegaVision. #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 21:54: RT @multiclass_geek: They're ready for the next holiday! #dasher #inkygirl https://t.co/NgvLWpttxh
• Thu, 21:54: Ho ho, HO! #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 21:58: Nerculer? #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 22:04: Not since the hootenanny at the end of Wild World of Batwoman! #BringBackMST3K
• Thu, 22:05: RT @JoelGHodgson: Woo Hoo! just hit 3 million! It's a Turkey Day Miracle! https://t.co/Zb3jxuQOot
• Thu, 22:09: "You can’t fool me! There’s no such thing as Sanity Clause!” –Chico Marx #BringBackMST3K

• Thu, 22:25: All righty. The #BringBackMST3K Turkey Day Marathon was awesome! And now I’m going to bed.
• Thu, 22:26: G’nite world, and have an awesome tomorrow. I’m thankful for all o’ ya!
• Thu, 22:28: RT @isaiahmustafa: Happy Thanksgiving everyone!🦃💙💜💚💛
• Fri, 00:03: Ask the Cast! November 2015: Suburban Jungle https://t.co/AkCfQfbIYL
• Fri, 10:37: Welp, having acquired a dealer table for next AnthroCon, guess it’s time to pay my taxes for the previous AnthroCon.
• Fri, 10:49: When you gotta shoot, shoot. Don’t break into a dance number. https://t.co/FiWa927aih
• Fri, 11:14: For the daytime crowd! Rough Housing– Ask the Cast! November 2015. https://t.co/dIGzSb9V7f
• Fri, 11:29: RT @BenjiFox_: Love this https://t.co/238mSYYmCm
• Fri, 11:29: RT @peeweeherman: Doing anything fun today?? https://t.co/6gm1NZlpGS https://t.co/HLSoRqIMQU https://t.co/wSsjBaxbmA